Someone probably beat me to it but...
I couldn't resist:

(ElectricMonk and the Greek Salad Ensemble last performed on, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)

Wow!
That some fucking effort, brilliant!!!!!
( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)

hehe ace
hello all... mystery bob around?
( lemony, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)

Are you calling me...
...fat?
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)

just a little rotund
I'm not gonna be able to go to the bash tomorrow after all... some plonker has offered me a job interview... fools
( lemony, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)

watermelon
right-ho

thanks for letting me know
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)

if i don't get the job i'll be right miffed
i'll kill them i will
( lemony, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)

that
is most excellenting
( cantshopforshit, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)

fantastisk!
w/y/h
( Kaiser, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)

loving this comp
woo and yay to you
( ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)

Hehehehe
"Engrossed Manhood"
( Geordie Al, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)

That is FAR, FAR too good.
Woo to you sir.
( Baron von Twuntenstein, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)

that's
really rather good
(39811 basic bytes free, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)