Victorian Photoshop

(bonkeykong, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)

is the filter still working?
I'll test it cos I'm pissed. watermelon bollocks shit cranberry arse slag

edit: so arse, shit and bollocks get through. so does fuck.

edit edit: can you write cranberry or does it come up as fuck?

edit edit edit edit: you can't write that you like to shag cranberries as well as cunting melons.


edit edit edit edit: you can't write that you like to fuck k*****s though.
( Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:42, archived)

what the watermelon
what are you talking about?
(bonkeykong, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)

WTWAYBOA?

(vork and Hitler, sitting in a tree, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)

I told you I am pissed
and I've also just met the most gorgeous girl in the world.
( Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)

Penelope Pitstop?

(vork and Hitler, sitting in a tree, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)

No
see below
( Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)

crouching badger?

(vork and Hitler, sitting in a tree, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)

Her name is Jess, and she is gorgeous
so I dunno why the fuck she would want to see me ever again...
( Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:51, archived)

she's obviously a mental case then.
fuck her before they lock her up.

that's my advice.
(vork and Hitler, sitting in a tree, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)

saying that, last week I did pull a girl who later turned out to be a bit of a spazz

( Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)

I am *NOT*
called Jess
and I never want to see you again.
( crouchingbadger, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)

ooooh I like a challenge
and you'll not be crouching when I catch up with you.
( Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)

pah!
daphne out of scooby doo is the most gorgeous woman ever. the only drawback to her is that she doesn't exist.
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)

"I'd go with Betty...
but I'd be thinking of Wilma."
( crouchingbadger, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)

There's no point in thinking of Wilma
She'd never leave Fred
( StickFigureNinja is diminishing in mass, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:56, archived)

that's never stopped me before.

(vork and Hitler, sitting in a tree, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)

that's what we tell you.
she comes round my house once a week.
( jeffcapeshop, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:55, archived)

nooooooooooooo.......
etc.

fortunately, 100% kitten is asleep.
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:57, archived)

not a spazzer then.
(meant in the nicest possible way)
( jeffcapeshop, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)

she's most defintely
a spazzer.

for the record, i am currently listening to "china in your hand", by T'Pau.
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)

Pitstop my arse!


/not preparing the way I should for tomorrow
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)

the only preparations necessary
are fasting for 12 hours before drinking
(vork and Hitler, sitting in a tree, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:51, archived)

I'm back!
What did I miss in the last 3 months?

Cranberry? wtf?
( crouchingbadger, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)

you missed
a girl called Jess who i just met who I am in love with.
( Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)

Bob Ross made me the man I am today.

( Bingowings Up your fucking borstal!, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)

I'm so glad I don't live near him
( UncleLewy, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)