Manoeuvre the respectable Mr Freeman
and strike down that fiendish Ripper chap...


From the The Victorian Internet challenge. See all 324 entries (closed)

(nepenthe, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)

ahahahahahah!
The Hummus, oh my! The Hummus!
Woo Jolly Yay!
( Herr Tezcat, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)

I had to squint
but it's woo!

/ooo, I need food... oh look, I live opposite a chip shop, back in 5!
( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)

Let's have a filter test:
cranberry


HA! Now that's comedy. Cranberry!
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)

you mean
shitfuckcunt?
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)

SHIT
isn't filtered.

Nor is:

ass
bitch
tits
wank
cock

As a matter of fact, I think only f u c k and c u n t are.
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)

how about fellatio
EDIT:Oh OK then
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)

Don't mind if I do
..sorry..that was truly terrible...
( dogsbollocks, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)

could be worse
I could be picturing her going down on YOU!!
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)

jesus
are you schizophrenic or something?
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)

I don't know
what did he say?
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)

dunno
I was listening to "Uncle Wilbur" - he does the gardening you know - can you see him too?
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)

the filter
is intended to stop people being mean to newbies, or at least to think about what they're posting. it's not about stopping people swearing.
( rogan, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)

Exactly.
Good in principal me thinks, but I fear it wont work in practice.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)

like I say,
it's not a very serious attempt to stop people, it's just meant to make people think... b3ta's been quite nasty in some ways lately. this is a back to basics campaign ;)
( rogan, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)

yeah
I used to be a real cranberry ( ;-) ) but I went back to the first posts on the board, and have tried to be a lot more fluffy since
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)

I remember going back and looking around the archive
at about page 100, I think I worked out over 1/4 of threads were what would nowadays be called a "threadwaste", and nobody gave a shit.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)

i suppose
it`s just the cycle of these things - i spent years on those telnet bbs systems, and there was the cycle of the clique who kinda got on, then the new people who some would frown on, then the revolt, then the sysadmins trying to keep it all together behind the scenes... and back to stage 1...

I dunno, but things are a lot nicer this past few weeks - they did suck somewhat for about 2/3 months! :-)
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)

I know
it's been a fair while since I last saw someone telling a new person to pull up a kitten.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)

that`s cos
you`re never around these days!

the success of your stickboy slim anim must be going to your head ;-)
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)

yep
I agree, the whole "think before you swear" aspect is very handy... I just wish I had one for real life... being from Belfast, one swear word doesn`t wait on the previous!
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)

You forget
zeppelin
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)

Was that real?
Or didja just type that?
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)

it's real
try it yourself
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)

Wossthewerd?

( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)

Well, it's similar to
cranberry
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)

Oh you mean zeppelin

( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)

cnut

( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)

spactic mongo
www.b3ta.com/board/2337565
( Mickeyfatate2much, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)

HAHAHAH
"spactic" - what a class word!
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)

What're all the words?

( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)

it`d take too long
try a dictionary, and start at "A"

;-)
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)

Asshole
dick
zeppelin

Edit: Ah-ha!!
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)

hahaha
you`ve perfectly described me in 3 words ;-)

apart from A-Ha - I look nothing like Morten, Mags, OR Pal!

;-)
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)

um, cock is a male chicken...
so filtering out cock, would make the whole subject of chicken banned (silly chicken. is also forbidden)
(Whoopie the slug, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)

Victorian half-woo, life-yay and two-houpla

(CMU, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)