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[challenge entry]


I was going to make it look more Victorian - but then I got distracted...

From the The Victorian Internet challenge. See all 320 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Huzzah
old bean!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# ARRRGGH!!
I just tried to send a job application by hotmail. I'd attached the application form, and because hotmail.com is so shit, when I pressed TAB halfwaythrough writing the cover bit, it - it went and sent the bastard. watermelon. AND it was an IT tech job, so now i look like i don't know what I'm doing !!!
BASTARDS!
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)
# WATERMELON ????
That's not what i meant to say !
What's going on here ??!!
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# welcome to filter hell
get the watermelon over it
(Lord of the Beans, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# I've been away for a few days...
I' expect there's already been much discussion about this watermeloner.
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# me too
but it doesn't fucking work
(I helped save b3ta! Martini? What is this? 1972?! (steveee), Sun 16 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# or is the joke on me?

i feel it might be
(I helped save b3ta! Martini? What is this? 1972?! (steveee), Sun 16 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# watermelon cranberry
Ahahahaha! Delightful.
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# watermelon
watermelon
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# I recommend not clicking this
www.watermelon-me.tk
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Oh
you absolute badgercunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# wtf!
i clicked it, then the little x in the top right.

what was it? I didn't stay long enough to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Martini? What is this? 1972?! (steveee), Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# so i looked again
THAT'S HORRIBLE!

boo
(I helped save b3ta! Martini? What is this? 1972?! (steveee), Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# well I *did* warn you
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 16 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Thank watermelon
for slowly loading refresh tags...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# hmmm
fucking cunty bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Martini? What is this? 1972?! (steveee), Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)
# wtf
?
(I helped save b3ta! Martini? What is this? 1972?! (steveee), Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)
# twatting shit
shit shit shittety shit shit SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# There's a watermeloning filter
That replaces some words like 'watermelon' with 'watermelon'
Also 'cranberry' with 'cranberry', 'happy baby orangutan with 'happy baby orangutan' and 'New person. Please read our FAQ.' with 'New person. Please read our FAQ.'
(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Pah, I spit on your filter!
Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuckitty Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)
# so near
and yet so fucking far.

edit: ach. too watermelonning slow
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Ha!
You'll never catch me!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Someone has an alternate php page
on their site that is filterless.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Sargant
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Ta
muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 16 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
# We've had a fluffy-filter installed
certain swaerwords are censored
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Shit's ok though :)
as is fucking and bollocks.
Also, this is allowed:
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# How
Rude!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# What,
redexes?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# watermelon
cranberry
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 16 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# heh
sneaky edit whore!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# And other ones
I found silly chicken last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# i did that once
likewise an IT job. except i didn't realise until i got a mail back from them saying 'em, you appear to not have actually attached your CV as stated.'
i didn't get the job.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# watermelon
.
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# that's
exactly what i thought.

got a much better job in the end though :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# An IT tech job,
and you're applying via hotmail?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# I didn't think it would be a problem...
How far wrong can you go when you're only attaching a form, and saying "Please find an attached fo..." ?
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Well, for a start,
people who use hotmail these days aren't generally renowned for their technical ability.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# I'm renowned
for my technical ability.
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sun 16 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Ah yes, of course,
the head of Britain's largest software company, Captain Monkey Pants!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Victorian wank
Yummy.

I still can't think of anything for this challenge...
(myrtle_t_tyrtle, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)
#
victorian wank, thats the one
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# is that a euphemism
for hitting it?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)
# 'hitting it'
while in a hat, in a foreign country, wearing riding gloves and with a manservant by your side?
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)
# Just pick a meme from the board
and think what te victorans would think about it.

For example, the i'm going to hell for this image...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Or "spicy brains"
... hmmm, has possibilities, that one.

*Runs off to Google Image Search*
(Flyslip, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# I did one for
'Your all gay'
And i'm still trying to hummus a second episode.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Oh yeah,
There's no 'w' in onanism.
(myrtle_t_tyrtle, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Of course
it's after Onan isn't it - messy boy spilling his seed.

Hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# haha!
great

w/y/h
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)