ARRRGGH!!
I just tried to send a job application by hotmail. I'd attached the application form, and because hotmail.com is so shit, when I pressed TAB halfwaythrough writing the cover bit, it - it went and sent the bastard. watermelon. AND it was an IT tech job, so now i look like i don't know what I'm doing !!!
BASTARDS!
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)

WATERMELON ????
That's not what i meant to say !
What's going on here ??!!
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)

welcome to filter hell
get the watermelon over it
(Lord of the Beans, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)

I've been away for a few days...
I' expect there's already been much discussion about this watermeloner.
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)

me too
but it doesn't fucking work
( Martini? What is this? 1972?! (steveee), Sun 16 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)

or is the joke on me?

i feel it might be
( Martini? What is this? 1972?! (steveee), Sun 16 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)

watermelon cranberry
Ahahahaha! Delightful.
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)

watermelon
watermelon
( freakimus, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)

I recommend not clicking this
www.watermelon-me.tk
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)

Oh
you absolute badgercunt.
( Mullet Over, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)

wtf!
i clicked it, then the little x in the top right.

what was it? I didn't stay long enough to see.
( Martini? What is this? 1972?! (steveee), Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)

so i looked again
THAT'S HORRIBLE!

boo
( Martini? What is this? 1972?! (steveee), Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)

well I *did* warn you

( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 16 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)

Thank watermelon
for slowly loading refresh tags...
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)

hmmm
fucking cunty bollocks
( Martini? What is this? 1972?! (steveee), Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)

wtf
?
( Martini? What is this? 1972?! (steveee), Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)

twatting shit
shit shit shittety shit shit SHIT!
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)

There's a watermeloning filter
That replaces some words like 'watermelon' with 'watermelon'
Also 'cranberry' with 'cranberry', 'happy baby orangutan with 'happy baby orangutan' and 'New person. Please read our FAQ.' with 'New person. Please read our FAQ.'
(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)

Pah, I spit on your filter!
Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuckitty Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)

so near
and yet so fucking far.

edit: ach. too watermelonning slow
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)

Ha!
You'll never catch me!
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)

Someone has an alternate php page
on their site that is filterless.
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)

Sargant

( King Ralph is drunk, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)

Ta
muchly.
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 16 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)

We've had a fluffy-filter installed
certain swaerwords are censored
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)

Shit's ok though :)
as is fucking and bollocks.
Also, this is allowed:

( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)

How
Rude!
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)

What,
redexes?
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)

watermelon
cranberry
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 16 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)

heh
sneaky edit whore!
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)

And other ones
I found silly chicken last night.
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)

i did that once
likewise an IT job. except i didn't realise until i got a mail back from them saying 'em, you appear to not have actually attached your CV as stated.'
i didn't get the job.
( zerolicious, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)

watermelon
.
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)

that's
exactly what i thought.

got a much better job in the end though :)
( zerolicious, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)

An IT tech job,
and you're applying via hotmail?
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)

I didn't think it would be a problem...
How far wrong can you go when you're only attaching a form, and saying "Please find an attached fo..." ?
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)

Well, for a start,
people who use hotmail these days aren't generally renowned for their technical ability.
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)

I'm renowned
for my technical ability.
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sun 16 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)

Ah yes, of course,
the head of Britain's largest software company, Captain Monkey Pants!
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)