The Elephant falls in New Zealand
Honestly, it exists !


( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 1 Aug 2002, 10:39, archived)

I hope there's
something soft for the poor heffalumps to land on!

like kittens
( Undulating Tentacles of Love atop a glimmering martian war machine, laughing, Thu 1 Aug 2002, 10:48, archived)

haha
I guess that's near the elephant's graveyard...
( rogan, Thu 1 Aug 2002, 10:57, archived)

just like Lemmings
if the heffalump population gets too large for the local environment to support, they all commit suicide by jumping off a cliff.
( curry monster, Thu 1 Aug 2002, 10:58, archived)

lemmings don't jump off cliffs, never have
they walk into the sea, believing they can swim across, thus dying in the process. and it happens annually i think, cos they try and migrate or something. i know this cos i used to be a part time lemming, but all those drugs they took fucked me up a bit...
(Tendency, Thu 1 Aug 2002, 11:25, archived)