Terry Nutkins employed a sealion to bite his fingernails...

then one day, it got greedy
(Idid, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)

that was how he lost one of his fingers
wasn't it?
( Darkedge, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)

otter
I think
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)

otter is correct.
It didnt like his new jumper.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)

It was an otter apparently,
but hey, 'artistic license'!
(Idid, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)