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# Off to hell I go

not only for the bad joke but also for chopping these poor guys' arms off.
Also flash gif optimization of text sucks
edit: ooh, yay, front page etc
(1, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# ?
i cant read the riteing
(STINK_BOMB, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)
# cant you?
i can hahahhahahahhahaahhahahahahaaaa


fuck yeh!



sorry i dunno what came over me
('Andeh', Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# what or
who?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# i knew it was coming




/awaits another joke...
('Andeh', Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# it takes a lot of spunk to make a joke about that subject
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# well im full of it
('Andeh', Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# we know
keep going to school and some day the strange squiggles will make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# i did school once
them people said i needed help. I aint allowed back
(Cockfosters!, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# so
now you just sit on the porch by the screen door in your rocker with your shotgun across your knee...
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# if any negroes come by
ahm callin' the sherriff
edited to make it a bit more racist

(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# what
it wasn't risque enough before?
(rednc, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# if i had my way
you'd all be sent to the sheriff's...hut
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
# indiscriminate of race?
i'm assuming.
(rednc, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)
# um...yes.
but id still be racist somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# nah
i go burberry hunting.. a true mans sport
(Cockfosters!, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# shoot the critters.
skin them.
make expensive scarves of them.
damn. someone should 'shop that.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# i thought a true man's sport was cranberry hunting
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# I finish my school in
3 days! Woo hoo!

Had my university tutor come and watch me teach today. Bastard told me I was a wonderful teacher and then was critical for an hour and 10mins. I got rather defensive unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# i hate student teachers...
they always go through a set drill they must learn.. like saying your a great class even when your hurling insults at them... and wet toilet paper
(Cockfosters!, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# watermelon that
I'm only saying goodbye to two of my classes, the goodones. If I let the others know i'm leaving on friday, i'll lose all credibility with the detentions i've been chucking around. (Plus they're little shits and i'd rather they all suffered thinking I was going to teach them again)
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)
# they wont turn up
(Cockfosters!, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# Couldn't care less.
I'm gone in 3 days.
I have only one lesson with a bad class left, and then it's the home stretch!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# Get pizza.
Pizza make it better!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# Pizza arrived 1 minute ago.
Mmm pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)
# are you going to get them to take old newspapers
and recycle them into new, grey paper? i remember doing that with a student teacher. she was also a bit of a catalunian sepratist, if i remember rightly.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
# grey paper is great
black pens AND white pens work on it.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)
# and all because
they don't let seven year olds loose with bleach!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# last one we had was a geography one
she brought in paper cups full of building sand. that is all
(Cockfosters!, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# I blow stuff up
much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# Nope.
I blew stuff up in todays lesson. I'm playing 15 to one with them tomorrow, and we're having fun with chromatography on friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# "fun with chromotography".
hahahahahahahaah
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# We wrote threatening letters to the kids
then had them work out who sent them.They're only 11, so that was fun for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# hehe we do chromatography on peoples backs
im a good student.. honest
(Cockfosters!, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# every other chemistry class
they blow up a balloon filled with hydrogen.
we never get used to it.
always gets a cheer, though.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# how
ironic
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# study harder
study harder
(kerouac, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# what's with this fellow
and the echo?
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# he only just moved house
without all the furniture, the walls echo terribly.
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# echo terribly
(1, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)
# i suggest
tapestries.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)
# hehehehe
I like your thinking :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
#
technical glitch
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# Ah right
well, I'm not too fussed, I can still surf the web!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# There was also a MAJOR outage at one of the UK connectivity nodes
which pretty much everyone had problems on.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# I
can't view that link and I can only see a couple of pics on the board :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
# yeah
I got an e-mail earlier from a potential employer that happened to mention they'd tried looking at some links I'd sent them but none of them worked. So nice timing :)
At least they mentioned it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# "glitch"
seems quite a weak word to describe a full UK-wide network outage for four hours though. And how did you get any e-mail?
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
# i got 2 out of 5
before it stopped transferring.
There are very brief moments where it lets things through.
I can still see my live server logs.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)
# I expect then next one
will be from Internet Seer telling me that my web-site's down...
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# Thank you for that
wondering what g'wan
(I helped save b3ta! Chumfatty, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# Ahahahaha
That made me laugh out loud, well done sir!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# saw that coming
a mile off i'm afraid
(brainflakes, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# woo!
fucking fast FP!
('Andeh', Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# haha
haha short n sweet
(HANK, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# yeah
what was that, less than 7 minutes certainly.
(rednc, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# hehe

Michael "Fred" Jackson:
Anyone knows where to find working X-Vid drivers/codec? None I have tried works...
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# did you try
www.x-viddriversandcodecs.com
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
# *sigh*
why did i ask?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# because
you're a glutton for punishment?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# the answer is here
www.becauseyoureagluttonforpunishment.com
(1, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)
# ignore them
try www.driverguide.com or something similar. don't know specifically about x-drivers
(rednc, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# i would have thought
www.divx.com but i wouldn't really know about that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# FFDshow is what you're wanting.
Use FFDshow. The alpha version from 23/5/2003 works fine.

Now, back to lurking until I can think of something good to Photoshop... oh well.
(inquisitor is currently wasting time, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# Hahaha
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# Well I'm eplileptic
and that was shit. Sorry but it was. I couldn't care less if you want to make a joke about epileptics, in fact it is a pretty funny disorder, but that joke wasn't funny. Still, keep posting, and if you come up with a funny eplileptic joke then I'll be first in line to hand out a woo yay houpla.
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)