Hey stop looking at my pecker!
Do you think he will get RSI?


(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

woah.
quite the username, that.
( TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)

I'm waiting
for it to change to 'a lonely stranger talked to me today' nuff said
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

I scrolled past that
and was sure it read, ' I looked at my pecker and thought of this'

I do need help
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

Great pic
even better username
( Milkman Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

i miss smoking

(vork and burlap, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

mmmm.....
sweeeeet nicotine.
( cwethan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

´wyd ya give up?
????????????
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

cashflow problems

i'll start again one day - don't you worry
(vork and burlap, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)

and then you'll die.
mm yup.
( TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)

they may knock 10 years off my life

but i'd rather be dead than spend those 10 years in a retirement home wallowing in my own piss.
(vork and burlap, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)

oh, you'll spend the 10 years wallowing in your own piss, alright.
it just won't be in a retirement home.
( TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)

have you not tried the
ponce a fag off a stranger method of nicotine addiction funding
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)

Then just smoke.
Smoking is big, hard, clever, and damn sexy.
( supermoore: HUNG, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)

i thought you'd
given up?
( 100% of Gibbon, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)

I did.
And it sucked big donkeys cocks. I now smoke twice as much.
( supermoore: HUNG, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)

my brain originally registered that as:
And it sucked big donkey cocks. I now suck twice as much.
( TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

we got hundred
of free cigarettes last week, so everything is fag-tastic at the moment :)
( 100% of Gibbon, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

my neighbour was an air hostess and i got lots of cheap cigs
she was sacked at the start of october



not spoke to her since
(vork and burlap, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)

she might still
have a few knocking about...
( 100% of Gibbon, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)

no
she will have smoked them all herself


heartless mare
(vork and burlap, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)

TARMUNGOUS!
Smoke 20 for me, immidiately. All at once.
( supermoore: HUNG, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)

emphesyme-tabulous!
will do!

they're cunting marlboro lights though, so i'm smoking twice as much as usual anyway...
( 100% of Gibbon, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)

you never gave me the cash
for them 20 i bought on the way to yours last week

i demand 20 returned to me
(vork and burlap, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

fight!
fight! fight!

(no pulling hair)
( 100% of Gibbon, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)

How about pulling MULLETS?
Can I pull his MULLET?
( supermoore: HUNG, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)

get to
fuck
(vork and burlap, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)

yes!

( 100% of Gibbon, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)

don't encourage him

(vork and burlap, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)

go on moore!
yank the mullet!
( 100% of Gibbon, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)

i know where you live
and have no qualms about defecating in living rooms
(vork and burlap, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

we'd have to
let you in again first...
( 100% of Gibbon, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

with my wit and charm?
not a problem
(vork and burlap, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

Which reminds me....
..how is Pecker?

Woo!
( supermoore: HUNG, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

mundaneness
but i don't think that is a word either. oh wait, it is. as is mundanity. neither sound right when you say them though
( Reverend Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

nice bird btw

( Reverend Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)

*slap*
(This is so last year)
( Milkman Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)

*pummel*
yes it is rather
( Reverend Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

*plenitentiary*
bet you never saw that coming
( Milkman Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)

go dan! go dan!
go dan!
( TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

you're confusing me.
who are you cheering?


*sneakily elbows milkman in the knackers*
( Reverend Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)

oh, i was cheering you both.
i just like to see a little healthy violence about the place.
( TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)

Dan on Dan action
people think we're brothers sometimes. That's funny
( Milkman Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)

no it isn't!

( Reverend Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)

Hahaha
depends on your point of view
(and haircut)
( Milkman Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

You hit me in the horse recycling plant!
you cad. time out.
( Milkman Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)

*sips weak lemon drink*

( Reverend Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)

hehe...
nice :)
( eclectech, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

Fabby

( matsimpsk, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

I like that.
I'll bet he's quite good at whistling at the ladies too.
( Kamikaze Stoat ~, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)