a bloke was walking down the street
when he saw a man with an orange for a head
The bloke goes over and says 'I'm sorry but I just had to ask, why do you have an orange for a head' the man says
'it's alright, everyone asks me that. One day i found a bottle when I opened it out popped a genie. He told me he'd grant me 3 wishes, so for my fist wish, I wished I had all the money I could ever have, and before I knew it there was money everywhere, I was rich beyond my wildest dream, my second wish was for a bevvy of georgeous women and the next thing I know there's all these bikini models knocking on my door'
the bloke says 'wow...and what was your 3rd wish?'
The man says 'i wished I had an orange for a head'
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The bloke goes over and says 'I'm sorry but I just had to ask, why do you have an orange for a head' the man says
'it's alright, everyone asks me that. One day i found a bottle when I opened it out popped a genie. He told me he'd grant me 3 wishes, so for my fist wish, I wished I had all the money I could ever have, and before I knew it there was money everywhere, I was rich beyond my wildest dream, my second wish was for a bevvy of georgeous women and the next thing I know there's all these bikini models knocking on my door'
the bloke says 'wow...and what was your 3rd wish?'
The man says 'i wished I had an orange for a head'
that is my favourite joke ever.
but (until now) i haven't found anyone else who likes it.
they all go: 'i don't get it'.
best joke ever.
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they all go: 'i don't get it'.
best joke ever.
that's what makes them so funny.
What do you say to a man with a banana on his head?
Hi Dave.
What do you say to a man with a hat on his head?
That's much better Dave.
He he he he. Ha.
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Hi Dave.
What do you say to a man with a hat on his head?
That's much better Dave.
He he he he. Ha.