Or the milk
Or the eggs, jam (whilst being stood in front of said commodity and then asking if I was sure it was where i said it was) Or the exit, that's happened before. (We only HAVE one fucking entrance/exit how HARD is it to find it again you morons!!!) Old ladies who ask if i'll sing everything to them, old women who insist on telling me their marital status, medical history in full detail for the past 40 year, and their inside leg measurement (34 inches, apparently abnormally long for her height) A vetinary assistant who was gored by a bull because 'noone told me bulls didn't like the colour red' girls with fluorescent pink vomit (I do NOT want to know what she was drinking!) Drunks, bums and weirdos. I'm amazed that i'm as normal and well adjusted as I am...
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Aug 2002, 15:09, archived)

i have a new-found respect for you shop folk
i salute your kind...
(gluskap, Sun 4 Aug 2002, 15:16, archived)

thankyou
the path to greatness in the art of consumerist zen is paved with the ghosts of insanity and twats. Or something.
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Aug 2002, 15:20, archived)

And watch out
for the sliding doors at the end. They have a delay on them.
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Aug 2002, 15:21, archived)

actually for some reason....
i never seem to be able to trip the sensor.
which is actually kinda worrying in a sixth sense way...
(gluskap, Sun 4 Aug 2002, 15:25, archived)

some have little LDRs
on the side you cant through (like trying to exit through the entrance) if you put your finger over them (they look like eith a circular hole or a little lens usually at shin height) then the door will open for you. Ah, garden centres taught me one thing at least ^_^
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Aug 2002, 15:33, archived)

thanks
i'll keep an eye out
(gluskap, Sun 4 Aug 2002, 15:35, archived)

hmm
we appear to have become wallflowers. Want to dance?
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Aug 2002, 15:39, archived)

this wallflowering is where
your experience in the garden centre becomes handy
(gluskap, Sun 4 Aug 2002, 15:47, archived)

i feel
so skinny
(gluskap, Sun 4 Aug 2002, 15:49, archived)

Did you sell your soul
to Milhouse?
( bigdave, Sun 4 Aug 2002, 15:42, archived)