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(notjustahatrack peeling a sausage..., Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:49, archived)

Give or take
30 years or so
( wayward., Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:51, archived)

Hehe

( Goatpod, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:51, archived)

yes.....
Jesus lived longer then about 4 months you burk!
(doppelganger, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:51, archived)

Are you sure
you got proof?
( 10512, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:53, archived)

I know, I was there
in a former life of course
( 4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:53, archived)

you bastards!
you have to spoil everything on't you!? i was just having a laugh!
(notjustahatrack peeling a sausage..., Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:54, archived)

yes
we do have to spoil everything
(moose tequila, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:54, archived)

you bastards!
you have to spoil everything don't you!? i was just having a laugh!
(notjustahatrack peeling a sausage..., Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:54, archived)

You can say that again

( wayward., Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:55, archived)

you have to repeat everything?
eh?
( 4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:55, archived)

jebus never really existed
and neither does father christmas,
yes, yes we do.
( e.parsley, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:56, archived)

He existed,
he just may not have been David Copperfield.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:58, archived)

poor bastard if he was...
his only miracles would be making the Statue of Liberty dissappear, walking through the Great Wall of China, and floating across the Grand Canyon.
( maiden is Too Drunk to (give a) Fuck, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:00, archived)

can you say that again?

( maiden is Too Drunk to (give a) Fuck, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:58, archived)

Hrrm...
Chinese newspaper?
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:00, archived)

You have to spoil everything I was only having a laugh ;o)
hahahaha
( maiden is Too Drunk to (give a) Fuck, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:01, archived)

Hello!
and technically, it doesnt say which Easter, so woo to that
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:02, archived)

i agree - it's good work
a flawless use of 'dick sponge' as well
( amon - hooray :D, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:05, archived)

yes
nice execution of an "arbitrary swear/nonswear combination" there. He pulled it off nicely. Reminds me of a time in '83 when I witnessed an almost perfect "Fuck Sticks". What a day that was...
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:07, archived)

Well technically it does say "you will be dead by Easter"
which impies very strongly that he would only have a few months to go.
But as far as the image and joke is concerned it is very high quality.
( maiden is Too Drunk to (give a) Fuck, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:05, archived)

but all this
bible malarkey is open to interpretation. They could think "Easter? In 5,000,000 years time? Sweet! HE'S IMMORTAL! ITS THE HIGHLANDER! etc."
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:08, archived)

Well yes
but "Don't get too attached, he'll be dead by easter in 30 years time" makes very little sense.
( wayward., Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:08, archived)

30 years is a long time
unless you poo VERY slowly.....cos then it could be just 2 shits and that's your innings.....
(mysticmurray, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:09, archived)

these people were
mental, though. They lived in barns!. Of course tbey're not going to make much sense...
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:10, archived)

Excellent point
You win
( wayward., Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:12, archived)