only if you went into a church
and had sex with a cross
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:17, archived)

had sex with
a cross what?

hehe, aching sides etc
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:19, archived)

haha
sorry about the sides
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:20, archived)