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[challenge entry] Maurice and Jasper
wish you a Merry Christmas!

Outing the First:
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From the Christmas Cards challenge. See all 445 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:03, archived)
# "is your beard made of cream, like ours?"
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Bukkake!
(Marwood, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:05, archived)
# .....
.....jesus....
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Sorry.
I dont know what came over me.

/coat
(Marwood, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:07, archived)
# You have the whitest teeth i've ever come across.
/jacket
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:08, archived)
# You have spunk
up your nose.

/tissues
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Bless you..

(Elusive Squirrel, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:06, archived)
# No...
cotton wool. Yeah that was probably in my mind... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Festive
fluff overload!

Woo!
(Marwood, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Fluff is good!
Yum
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:08, archived)
# None of you
tight buggers has an icon.
Do something nice for christmas, donate some money to B3ta.
Its better than getting a blowjob off of an angel.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:10, archived)
# I'm a 'tight bugger'
because i'm 16 and have less than a fiver in my account! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Bananaman
is of a similar age (or was at the time) and donated.

NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:12, archived)
# :(
I also want to know where the donations are going before I give mindlessly.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:13, archived)
# To Pay
for the servers so B3ta can keep going.. if you don't donate B3ta dies.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:15, archived)
# But shirley
that costs less than what Rob and co. receive?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:15, archived)
# For what?
they don't get money for doing this.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:17, archived)
# we go through
a hell of alot of bandwidth and need pretty powerful servers...

They don't get paid for this they do it for free ya ungrateful bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Read below.
If you're going to insult me, do it for a reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:21, archived)
# He was joking,
it's his way.
If he wasn't he wouldn't have put the YA in, bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:24, archived)
# :) ok
I think I have much to learn about the ways of the b3tan bovine-san.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Its probably best
to take most peoples comments with a pinch of salt.

Edit: See below. :)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Indeed you do
my child..
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Oh shut up.
I wouldn'e take b3ta that seriously you know.. many things said in jest (I can read & had seen it before)

ya irrtating little shit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:26, archived)
# I doubt they make any sort of money out of it
Baring in mind I haven't paid up yet either, a tenner isn't a lot of money for eight hours a day of distraction from working.
(michael_k_vegfruit, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Never say those words,
for fear my heart doth collapse.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:16, archived)
# They go to pay
for the server, it t'weren't for that we wouldn't be having this conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:15, archived)
# I'm not ungrateful,
just cautious.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:16, archived)
# I know,
I didn't donate for ages, it all depends on how much you use the board. :)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Looks like
Fluffy and Furtive will be sitting down to empty plates again this Christmas day, then.

*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Waits for comic response to
"... I'm a tight bugger because I'm 16 ..."
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.
.
.
.
.
.
*phew*
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:16, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:25, archived)
# He wouldn't be interested.
Too old for him*.


*Allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:28, archived)
# But but
I've no money and and Im so poor and and Ive still got Tiny Tims presents to buy.

Actually, I've been lurking here now for well over a year, I really should cough up.
(Marwood, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:12, archived)
# i'll donate after chrimbo,
i'm skint.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:13, archived)
# but
not as thrilling as getting one off of a hells angel.
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:14, archived)
# can we please...
...never use "off of"? It makes no sense...

/pedant
/re-lurks
(Slappaho, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Compo it :)
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:09, archived)
# love
ly!
(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 16:09, archived)