Merry Xmas one & all

Quick, but non-dirty Christmas thing.

From the Christmas Cards challenge. See all 446 entries (closed)

(Kyzia was here on, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:34, archived)

Woo YAy =D

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:39, archived)

Top cleaning tip for your
living on your own adventure:

Spraying Mr Sheen on the radiators before your parents visit makes the house smell as though you've polished things.
( LP, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:42, archived)

bored of cheese on toast?
try spreading a little english mustard on the toast before adding the cheese.
( robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:46, archived)

cheese on toast a la rnuk
ingredients:
1 piece of bread (toasted)
some cheese
breadcrumbs (or the crumbliest crutons you can find)
worcester sauce
black pepper

method:
put cheese on toasted bread and melt. add worcestor sauce and pepper. sprinkle on breadcrumbs generously and ever so lightly fry that side. gorgeous.

edit: never underestimate the frying pan cleaning power of frying bread.
(rnuk -, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:49, archived)

and if you leave it long enough between cleaning,
it tastes like meaty curried toffee.


mmmmnnmm, curry toffee
( Ulic, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:57, archived)

discover the joy of fresh supermarket pasta sauce.
( robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 18:03, archived)

Stay in the pub
Eat Pizza and Kebabs.
Wash your sheets and duvet cover regularly.
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:49, archived)

iron dark clothing inside out
(really)
( robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:55, archived)

Don't buy cheap sausages...
... and become familiar with the miracle that is febreze (they don't tell youit works on clothes but it does)
( alistair, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:58, archived)

invest in a shitload of paper plates,
and use a window cleaning squeegee to clean the table when finished. Oh, and eat in a pub like wetherspoons a lot, cheaper than buying the ingredients.
hang your shirts up when they are wet on hangers, iron when damp,less work.
find a gullible fat bird for a platonic washing/ironing/cooking for you relationship. When really drunk, also an easy shag.

Apologies fat birds, but you know its true
/bigot
( Ulic, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:59, archived)

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:42, archived)

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( mofaha, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 18:08, archived)