On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...



The Fear in a shopping trolley...

(repost for the diurnal folks, so spank me etc.)

From the Christmas Cards challenge. See all 446 entries (closed)

( custard needs a reset button for his life, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 10:43, archived)

Condsider yourself spanked
Hope you enjoyed it

Woo
( Goatpod, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 10:44, archived)

woo!
But it's somehow less threatening in 3D
(The Poster Formerly Known As MattDP (Squiggle), Tue 23 Dec 2003, 10:45, archived)

but are they
beaks or mouths?
/old chestnut
( LP, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 11:03, archived)

Yay!
that am fab!

arrgh! etc
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 10:45, archived)

That's just lovely.

( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 10:45, archived)

NOOOOOO!
run away!!!





woo, yay, fear in trolley...
(wasted industry, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 10:46, archived)

feckme that's lovely
but somehow the festive elements have detracted from the fear factor
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 10:47, archived)

awww
thats nice
( Laini, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 10:50, archived)

Being a dirty newbie
I am sofar unaware of the origin of the fear. It is fearsome, indeed - but from whence did it emerge?
(Willboy:, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 10:52, archived)

a b3tan named "SpaceFish"
created him. It is the most feared beast through-out the land...
( Laughing Boy, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 10:54, archived)

A B3tan named Spacefish
is a great name for a film.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 10:57, archived)

ha!

( Laughing Boy, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 10:58, archived)

A b3tan named Laini
I prefer that :)
( Laini, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 11:11, archived)

Nah,
you'd be good with The Laini Before Time, or something like that.

I'd be A Fist Full of Bovines.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 11:27, archived)

You are off your trolley!
The 3D FEAR!! The 3D FEAR!! The 3D FEAR!!
Woo to the max on that one!
(Xodiak Gangrene is at work :(, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 10:53, archived)

max?
3DS MAX?
( Laughing Boy, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 10:55, archived)

Jesus in a shitbucket!
The little cranberry(s) only pissing looking at me! Fucksock bastard arsewrangler falafel!
*Runs away as fast as his loping monkey legs will carry him*
( TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 10:57, archived)