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( sof, Thu 25 Dec 2003, 5:06, archived)

That's better
than me.
(#, Thu 25 Dec 2003, 5:07, archived)

I knew it had to have been done, but
in the spirit of this day, I felt it my duty...
you got a linky to yours?
( sof, Thu 25 Dec 2003, 5:09, archived)

No, I mean
it's better than me in person.
(#, Thu 25 Dec 2003, 5:11, archived)

Where
did you get pix of my exes?
(Kettle, Thu 25 Dec 2003, 5:07, archived)

what?
they were cheating on me??
(ratface, Thu 25 Dec 2003, 5:10, archived)

Actually
it might just be the one that looks like a butchers dog :^/
(Kettle, Thu 25 Dec 2003, 5:11, archived)

all of your exs looked like a butchers dog


apart from the marmot
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 25 Dec 2003, 5:14, archived)

I know
And boy could they run fast.
(Kettle, Thu 25 Dec 2003, 5:16, archived)

yeah.
we didn't want to tell you, afraid it'd send you over the edge.

no, wait, come back. that cliff is very steep...
(rednc, Thu 25 Dec 2003, 5:12, archived)

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*thump*
(ratface, Thu 25 Dec 2003, 5:15, archived)

oh, great
i suppose i'll have to clear that up now.
honestly, the things i do for you people.
(rednc, Thu 25 Dec 2003, 5:17, archived)

hey
this is cool

www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99994493

I hope they hire me to do stuff like this.
( kitty meow meow, Thu 25 Dec 2003, 5:14, archived)

*brain explodes*
oh, gee, thanks
(rednc, Thu 25 Dec 2003, 5:15, archived)

that would be cool
as long as you get paid dance breaks
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 25 Dec 2003, 5:18, archived)

I'd pay
to not have to dance
( kitty meow meow, Thu 25 Dec 2003, 5:21, archived)

intel can be srict about the dancing
motorola is keener on ludo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 25 Dec 2003, 5:22, archived)

I could never work for motorola
the "corporate culture" is all wrong
( kitty meow meow, Thu 25 Dec 2003, 5:23, archived)

well its dancing or
corporatism - they be your choices
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 25 Dec 2003, 5:26, archived)

nope
I'm sure intel will make an exception for someone who understands the physics of strained materials :)
( kitty meow meow, Thu 25 Dec 2003, 5:30, archived)

heheh
groooooooooooan
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 25 Dec 2003, 5:15, archived)

isn't it bad enough
that it's about christmas and about whores?

you don't need to share your personal experiences with them
( kitty meow meow, Thu 25 Dec 2003, 5:22, archived)

I couldnt help it
I needed to get onamatapaic
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 25 Dec 2003, 5:24, archived)