Oh no!!
Every day, thousands of helpless kitties in 3rd world countries are lost to -- *GASP* -- KITTENITUS!!

Its a cryin shame, I tell ya...
( StryderX82, Mon 12 Aug 2002, 3:19, archived)

Such a hideous fate!
We must save the poor kittens.
(Indole Ring, Mon 12 Aug 2002, 3:22, archived)

stick them all on an island
where they can be photographed for potatoshoppin
( HumanDescent Dhansak Rome, Mon 12 Aug 2002, 3:25, archived)

hmm.. b3tapolis Islands
home to such famous species as Furtive Bears and countless thousands of bunny, kitty, and penguinlike species...
( StryderX82, Mon 12 Aug 2002, 3:30, archived)

they'll
be selling package holidays for it soon...
( HumanDescent Dhansak Rome, Mon 12 Aug 2002, 3:35, archived)

And the number one cause
of nervous breakdowns amongst zoologists.
(Indole Ring, Mon 12 Aug 2002, 3:35, archived)