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(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:05, archived)
# *pssst*
its a bloke.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:06, archived)
# ice storm...no school/work today! Yippie!!

(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:23, archived)
# you bastard

i spent far too long on that
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:33, archived)
# heh
"bandwagoneering"
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:35, archived)
# ooooh!
I like yours better
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:36, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhh
Nice
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:07, archived)
# he he he
you might also be needing this.

www.b3ta.com/board/2677099
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:07, archived)
# Is that a puckered ring at the top of that image?
And if so, is this part of the "goatse mangina" conspiracy series?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:09, archived)
# if you can see behind the fist
you would know where his mangina is.

and then be sick.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:11, archived)
# Yeah,
I know that pic well.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:13, archived)
# desktop wallpaper?

(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:13, archived)
# Nah,
bedroom wallpaper.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:17, archived)
# what a wonderful greeting when you open your eyes.

and strangly erotic when you go to bed at night.

is it scratch and sniff?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:21, archived)
# free bender
with part 1 ?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:09, archived)
# nah, free spork

(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:12, archived)
# hehehe
also interesting, disturbing and NSFW in places:
images.google.com/images?q=glass+cock
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:14, archived)
# sorry - TJ
I work in a uni, and just got this in my inbox:

"Dear Sirs!

 

I am a student fromUkraine. I study image making now. Could you please be so kind? I need your help!

1. Do you knowwhere does Madonna teach 'image making'?

In theUniversity ofCambridgeor

in theUniversityof Oxford,

or inCentral Saint Martin'sCollege ofArt and Design?"


Blimey
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:14, archived)
# I can top that
----- Original Message -----
From: javaid hameed
To: tony-blairATprime-minister.co.uk
Sent: Tuesday, January 20, 2004 2:46 PM
Subject: sir please help me


Respected sir,
I am very poor I have no job, I am the only person who is eligible to earn money. Here in Pakistan unemployment ratio is very high.
We are six brothers and sistres I am the only son all my sisters eligible to get married
so I need money to full fill my family need, Now in thease circumstance I am very diappionted from my life.I heared from my friends in Pakistan many job apportiounties in UK, so do me this favor .
I will be thanks full to you for whole life.
I hope your response will be positive.
Sir, i do my work very Honestly sir please give me any job like sweeper ,loder, kitchen cleaner,etc.
Sir please please give me a one chance.nobody help me please help me
Thanks
Javaid Hamid.
PAKISTAN
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:15, archived)
# I'd offer him
a job cleaning the synagogue toilets.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:16, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
I shouldn't laugh....
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:17, archived)
# Ask for more info on his sisters.

(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:18, archived)
# that is indeed
a work of art
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:19, archived)
# shit
that is depressing
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:19, archived)
# My best
Dear Sir,

Please send me pics of you me become donkey get.

Kashir Msuamaha.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:21, archived)
# did you?

(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:22, archived)
# send him the music uplaod codes.
that should keep him happy.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:27, archived)
# can i have their address
so i can write and ask her to get me work, cos when i was made redundant my job went to india
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:35, archived)
# ..
Are you allowed to lie through your teeth?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:15, archived)
# no - we have to reply seriously to
everything.

if only....
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:16, archived)
# Pity.
.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:17, archived)
# i work in a uni
i could probably get away with it.

if someone has a go at me i'll block their PC from the network.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:19, archived)
# Well it's obviously in...
Central Saint Martin's College of Art and Design.

He could have just Googled for that!

Kids now-a-days.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:16, archived)
# i think
she teaches in St. Martins.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:16, archived)