sorry - TJ
I work in a uni, and just got this in my inbox:

"Dear Sirs!

 

I am a student fromUkraine. I study image making now. Could you please be so kind? I need your help!

1. Do you knowwhere does Madonna teach 'image making'?

In theUniversity ofCambridgeor

in theUniversityof Oxford,

or inCentral Saint Martin'sCollege ofArt and Design?"


Blimey
(8-Ball, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:14, archived)

I can top that
----- Original Message -----
From: javaid hameed
To: tony-blairATprime-minister.co.uk
Sent: Tuesday, January 20, 2004 2:46 PM
Subject: sir please help me


Respected sir,
I am very poor I have no job, I am the only person who is eligible to earn money. Here in Pakistan unemployment ratio is very high.
We are six brothers and sistres I am the only son all my sisters eligible to get married
so I need money to full fill my family need, Now in thease circumstance I am very diappionted from my life.I heared from my friends in Pakistan many job apportiounties in UK, so do me this favor .
I will be thanks full to you for whole life.
I hope your response will be positive.
Sir, i do my work very Honestly sir please give me any job like sweeper ,loder, kitchen cleaner,etc.
Sir please please give me a one chance.nobody help me please help me
Thanks
Javaid Hamid.
PAKISTAN
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:15, archived)

I'd offer him
a job cleaning the synagogue toilets.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:16, archived)

Hahahahahahah
I shouldn't laugh....
( sick_boy, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:17, archived)

Ask for more info on his sisters.

( Baz Fuck off, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:18, archived)

that is indeed
a work of art
(8-Ball, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:19, archived)

shit
that is depressing
( biscuits_alive is totally trying to evolve his head off over here, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:19, archived)

My best
Dear Sir,

Please send me pics of you me become donkey get.

Kashir Msuamaha.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:21, archived)

did you?

( sick_boy, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:22, archived)

send him the music uplaod codes.
that should keep him happy.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:27, archived)

can i have their address
so i can write and ask her to get me work, cos when i was made redundant my job went to india
( Happyperson, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:35, archived)

..
Are you allowed to lie through your teeth?
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:15, archived)

no - we have to reply seriously to
everything.

if only....
(8-Ball, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:16, archived)

Pity.
.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:17, archived)

i work in a uni
i could probably get away with it.

if someone has a go at me i'll block their PC from the network.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (16lbs so far), Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:19, archived)

Well it's obviously in...
Central Saint Martin's College of Art and Design.

He could have just Googled for that!

Kids now-a-days.
(revdancatt, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:16, archived)

i think
she teaches in St. Martins.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:16, archived)