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# Fuck you fucking fuckers...

Clicky for bigness
Im sick of this now!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:38, archived)
# i fucking hate horses too
woo
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:40, archived)
# hehe
me three... wow!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 14:03, archived)
# hahaha
delightfully abusive.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Yay!
That made me chuckle.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:40, archived)
# w00
heh =D
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Hehe
couldn't agree more.

(bastard fucking horse bit my fucking nipple when i were a lad)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:40, archived)
#

(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:40, archived)
# my brothers bottom got bit by an ostrich

(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:43, archived)
# bit
or pecked?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:43, archived)
# What?!?!
Were you trying to suckle it?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Well.....sit down and have a Werther's, little boy.....
I was patting this big fucking horse cunt on the nose and generally being a jolly good sport, when this shit-for-brains lump of muscle decided to flip out and kill me.
So it bit me hard on the nipple and ran over me. I was damn lucky i didn;t get a hoof in the face too. Horses are one of the only things that the French have got the right ideas about.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:45, archived)
# flip out?
ninja horse. they are mammals after all, and therfore eligible.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:48, archived)
# Ninja Horses
Flip out and bite nipples!

This issue has to be addressed!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:51, archived)
# I
should have sold my story to the sun.
I could have told them i was a "17 year old stunna from Rochdale".
Might have worked for a while.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:54, archived)
# I've eaten horse
When I was in France.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Did
you find it a bit chewy?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:56, archived)
# I misread that
for a moment. I thought you were patting it on the cunt, in which case I wouldn't have blamed it for biting your nipple
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:57, archived)
# snap

(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 14:22, archived)
# I think
We've all been there
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:42, archived)
# j'aime les chevaux
mieux de tout les animaux
j'aime les chevaux
ils sont mon ami
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Chevals?
Chevaux?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:43, archived)
# Non.
Les cheveaux, c'est merde et seulement bon pour l'alimentation du cheins.*

*C'est possible n'est ce pas 100% FRANCAIS
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:44, archived)
# that's the bloody one
i knew it wasn't chevals but it's been years since i used my french at all
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:45, archived)
#
it's "chevaux" and "mieux que" and "ils" ... oh and "deteste"
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Doesn't that
mean 'hair'?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:47, archived)
# No, that's
cheveux.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 14:01, archived)
# Nous sommes d'accord.
Or something. Which proves that we must be right.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 14:03, archived)
# cheveux
not chevaux
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 14:02, archived)
# Semi-appropriate
pearoast

(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:46, archived)
# HAHAHA
Nice angle
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Ils sont
MES amis.

You must pluralise. PLURALISE IT HARD.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 14:23, archived)
# I hate horses
Stupid fucking animals
I hate horses
Pile of cunts
(woo)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:41, archived)
# WOO!
Thanks for completing the song in my head!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Angry in agreement pearoast


/it's her and her kind innit
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:43, archived)
# Yes!
Yes it fucking is! The little cunt.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:45, archived)
# i have never been so tempted to stab someone in the face....

(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 14:19, archived)
# No one saw the ad on tv then ?
I saw the ad on TV and thought what kind of twunt does the jingles for these ads.

I think I need dry pants after seeing this.

link to ad with jingle
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:45, archived)
# i tried to remix the tune
but i couldn't make it sound sinister enough.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:47, archived)
# OMG
That noise can burrow into your soullllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 14:24, archived)
# I fucking hate horses
but I love glue factories!

and whores
(, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 14:21, archived)