( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:40, archived)

my brothers bottom got bit by an ostrich

( lemony, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:43, archived)

bit
or pecked?
( groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:43, archived)