Well.....sit down and have a Werther's, little boy.....
I was patting this big fucking horse cunt on the nose and generally being a jolly good sport, when this shit-for-brains lump of muscle decided to flip out and kill me.
So it bit me hard on the nipple and ran over me. I was damn lucky i didn;t get a hoof in the face too. Horses are one of the only things that the French have got the right ideas about.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:45, archived)

flip out?
ninja horse. they are mammals after all, and therfore eligible.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:48, archived)

Ninja Horses
Flip out and bite nipples!

This issue has to be addressed!
(Midas, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:51, archived)

I
should have sold my story to the sun.
I could have told them i was a "17 year old stunna from Rochdale".
Might have worked for a while.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:54, archived)

I've eaten horse
When I was in France.
(mary magdalen, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:55, archived)

Did
you find it a bit chewy?
( groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:56, archived)

I misread that
for a moment. I thought you were patting it on the cunt, in which case I wouldn't have blamed it for biting your nipple
(mistafeesh bugrit! millenium hand and shrimp - I told 'em!, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:57, archived)

snap

(Clockwork, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 14:22, archived)