tie bats to his ears
and they can use their sonar or something

i seen a thing on telly years ago about a blind bloke that let his guide dog steer the car while he worked the pedals, i'm pretty sure it was a wind up though
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 15:20, archived)

He said
he would have to have a rabies vacination for that.

Also, what languages do bats speak?
( Toma_o, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 15:25, archived)