That's lovely.
The problem is - no one can fully understand how much I hate horses. I really wish them extinction. Them and Swans. Where's the magazine about that?
( Your Mum, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 16:25, archived)

And
hawaiian pizza.

Now That is morally wrong.
( icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 16:29, archived)

I concur.

( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 27 Jan 2004, 16:32, archived)

fruit
should go nowhere near desserts or pizzas
( corington, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 16:32, archived)

Except tomatoes.........
.... but only on pizza.
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 27 Jan 2004, 16:33, archived)

tomatoes
are arguably a vegetable, and therefore don't get counted

like peppers for example. They're ok
( corington, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 16:34, archived)

Tomatoes
aren't fruit.

They grow in battery farms on Venus.

Poor things are kept in terrible conditions.
( icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 16:34, archived)

They
are berries which = fruit.
(The Cheat is one of those people who likes to screw off at work., Tue 27 Jan 2004, 16:41, archived)

Now
you're just hurting their feelings.

I starting a new group

TOMATOES AGAINST FREQUENT FRUITISM (TAFF)

WHO'S WITH ME!
( icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 16:42, archived)

What!? Heretic!
We here at the Hawaiian Pizza Protection Front demand you withdraw that statement!
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 16:48, archived)