I know of Mr. Pedantic...
He was once my friend on here, but I don't think he's patronising enough for my use ;)

And he's for everyone. The Internet Pedant In A Box is just for me :)
( watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 17:13, archived)

Sorry, I was too lazy
to take a look in your profile to find out how long you've been here.
( azerty, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 17:17, archived)