"so, how does one become a zombie?"


From the Zombies! challenge. See all 600 entries (closed)

( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:06, archived)

Here's how it goes:
Born
Live
Die
Undead.
That's about it. You should probably have sex in there once.
( [marcus] is the fucking moon lord!, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:07, archived)

correction
undead
dead

you cant die then be undead the undead arent dead and once your dead your dead.....
( MONO! wants you to join his crew!, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:13, archived)

Correction correction :
Birth
School
Work
Undeath
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:15, archived)

Yes,
but you have to be dead before you can be undead, being undead before death means you are still alive.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:16, archived)

by the word UNDEAD you are infact implying that the creature is not dead
therefore you must be undead before you die
undeath is like half way between life and death not alive but not dead
( MONO! wants you to join his crew!, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:18, archived)

You are wrong
the undead, or zombies, are dead people who have risen from the grave.
You have to be dead before you're undead, otherwise they wouldn't have used the word dead.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:21, archived)

Perhaps
Dedead or Relive then ?
Discorpsed ?
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:25, archived)

No, no, no.
Look.

dictionary.reference.com/search?q=undead
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:28, archived)

Spotted relevant sentence
The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language.

American (n) - Bearing no resemblance to any real language living or dead
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:31, archived)

Look,
I'm right, so lets leave it at thet.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)

Thet ?
Short for
Thetford ?
I'll leave it there as I pass by.
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:36, archived)

This is an
Un-ex Parrot,
It has un-ceased to be,
It is Once more.
It has crawled down the curtain and left the choir Invisible.
If you stuck it in the ground it would push up daisies.
etc.
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:27, archived)

Hooray
for Montpelier!
( Claws of Doom - Fear him. b3ta exists in his fractal bum, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:41, archived)

fifteen cans of special brew
so there ;¬P

/edit damn just given away one of my ideas
(garfi3ld, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:13, archived)

yes
always remember the sex



Thankyou.
(MissieMissie, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:17, archived)

"Tell me chaps,
does she really believe that story in The Mirror?"
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:12, archived)