Eww.
You smell.

*pokes with stick*
squelch
( monster munch probably your elder, almost certainly your better, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 16:31, archived)

It's part of the
ageing process
( Dr.Dunno, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 16:33, archived)

*poke*

( monster munch probably your elder, almost certainly your better, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 16:36, archived)

Didn't
feel a thing...
( Dr.Dunno, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 16:41, archived)