did someone say gothic?


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( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 0:22, archived)

So, I'm drinking this fruit juice alcopop I found in the cupboard,
and wondering why anyone would want to drink something that tastes like this.

Then I notice it says best before [my mistake] Jul2002 on the bottle.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 0:26, archived)

finish it and take a picture of the bottle and i will donate a tenner to the site

( Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 0:26, archived)

I'm three quarters of the way down already.
I'm not that picky about what I drink.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 0:27, archived)

you should've noticed when the outside said lemon
but the inside was green
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 0:26, archived)

Erk . . .
I wonder if it will develop halluciongenic properties ? :)
( Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 0:26, archived)

booze
only improves with age..thats why i like drinking my booze from a 40 yr old crack whore with some teeth left.
( Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sun 15 Feb 2004, 0:27, archived)

ahahahaha.
fucking ace, laughing like a mad man.
( souljah, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 0:28, archived)

What makes you think
It would have tasted better before Jun2002?
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 0:27, archived)

i doubt the age
had anything to do with the taste
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 0:28, archived)