V. Feeble attempt at getting a FP


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( PoorDoggie, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:32, archived)

Osama (or sammy as i like to call him) has an elephant on his arm

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:34, archived)

brilliant
fp it now :P
( freakimus, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:35, archived)

you won't get a front page with that
they have to be good

/nasty
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:35, archived)

Ouch, get you and your new shoes
Saying that you are attempting a fp is not a good idea. Just post and put "it's a bit shit really" underneath.
( magnum, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:37, archived)

yeah it was a bit nasty
but you don't proclaim your attempts at FP glory
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:38, archived)

I agree
Especially when the idea behind the pic is crap.
( magnum, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:39, archived)

glad we agree then
*nods*
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:42, archived)

I used to
quetly wish for one when i started posting.

I've given up. :p
( Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:44, archived)

i still hope for them
but it means shit if i dont get one
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:45, archived)

Hehehe
you said crap
(jumpy yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:48, archived)

How exactly do you get a Front Page?
Does someone decide if it goes FP... or is it counted on how many replys you have or what?
( PoorDoggie, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:40, archived)

mods look at it
see if it's generally good/acceptable/amusing and you get it
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:41, archived)

You get an fp
for a good pic, or a good idea behind a pic. Sadly, you are wide on both counts. Sorry to be rude, but I would hate you to think that is fp material (not that I can talk over 1000 posts and no fp, but then I don't try for an fp, I just make pretty pictures.)
( magnum, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:41, archived)

i try to amuse people
fortunately 2 of them have been worthy of the front page
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:43, archived)

I hate
when people put 'it's a bit shit really' on their posts.

You either think it's worth posting, or you don't. If it's worth posting, then post it and stop fishing for compliments, that's what I say.
( Mystery_Bob, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:39, archived)

I hate the term
"quick and dirty" far more. What's the point in posting something you are not at least partly happy with.
( magnum, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:42, archived)

Quick and dirty
Is a bit different. In fact I think it's the whole idea of b3ta - getting the idea across without worrying about presentation.
( wayward., Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:43, archived)

Maybe
But it still annoys me. Maybe it is because I don't have good ideas but try to get through a good execution of the idea.
( magnum, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:45, archived)

This is getting too serious
COCKS!
( wayward., Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:47, archived)

Willies!
And with that, I am off to bed.
( magnum, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:48, archived)

Meh
My ideas are probably the better part of my post in terms of skills on animation. But i still try.
( Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:48, archived)

I don't mind
quick and dirty. To me it implies that you were so eager to get the joke out that you make a poor job of the shopping.

Sometimes the best posts have rather shoddy photoshopping, but make you laugh like a drain.
( Mystery_Bob, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:44, archived)

That can't be true.
I've had a front page.
( Comma, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:44, archived)

If you're lucky
the mods might all be on crack tonight
( wayward., Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:36, archived)

Don't worry about getting on the front page.
Just try to do something that makes yourself laugh - sometimes others will like them and sometimes they won't.

As long as it makes yourself laugh then it will have been worth doing.
( Mystery_Bob, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:38, archived)

but allways keep in mind
Getting an FP is all that matters
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:39, archived)

You are
a wise and just Bob
( mechamatsimpsk, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:40, archived)

They don't bestow
god-like powers on just anybody you know.
( Mystery_Bob, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:41, archived)

Good job too
If. for example, pippy had god like powers, he'd turn everyone into bacon sandwiches
( mechamatsimpsk, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:43, archived)

with
HP sauce?
( Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:47, archived)

...
Or anybobby for that matter.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...ha... *Dies a hidious death at the hands of the pun-police*
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Sun 15 Feb 2004, 22:54, archived)