Simple, spicy brain recipes from Delia

"Cauliflower surprise"

From the Zombies! challenge. See all 600 entries (closed)

( MissPrism, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 10:25, archived)

heh heh heh
(although surely Delia the evil joy-draining ladyboy hostess trolley of satan is NSFW?)
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 10:33, archived)

at least it's not
jamie oliver
( MissPrism, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 10:34, archived)

Shhh!
if you say his name 3 times, he'll turn up... and probably try and turn us all into tin openers in his new Cafe
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 10:38, archived)

jamie oliver is physically irritating/repulsive
and his mockney antics made me want to take an icepick to my ears ... but he's also an interesting chef and obviously likes food ... whereas *cough*delia*spit* has clearly never enjoyed a spoonful of food in her spiteful career. She is an evil automaton representative of the Campaign for Sucking the Joy out of Food and Life in General.
/rant
*and breathe and relax*
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 10:40, archived)

Calm down
and think of Nigella sitting on a chocolate fudge cake
( MissPrism, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 10:43, archived)

*fwap*
*munch*
*fwap*
*munch*
*fwap*
*munch*
*fwap*
*munch*
*fwap*
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 10:47, archived)

and the diagnosis is
too much swap shop as a kid
you poor thing.
( muteboy, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 10:44, archived)

pah!
Saturday is Tiswas
Any day but saturday
'cos saturday is tiswas
....
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 10:48, archived)

sally james
mmmmmmmm.....

lenny henry in degrading racial parody
mmmmmmmm.....
( muteboy, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 10:50, archived)

to spice your brains you'll need
1 large free range brain
some spice

woo to you
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 10:40, archived)

proste

(Rex Monday, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 11:15, archived)