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[challenge entry] First post


New to b3ta. Be kind. Please? :o)
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(Flurble - The Innocent One, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:28, archived)
# Have a
wooo!

And remember: Once you enter b3ta, you can never leave!!!
(eight, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Yay !
Welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave.. etc etc

Woo to the pic !
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:29, archived)
# does
that have the option of instead of blowing each other up if you get something wrong, they all eat each other...kinda like a porn film only with zombies innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:29, archived)
# A porn film with zombies in it...
That would be the worst thing in the WORLD.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:42, archived)
# at least
there would be plenty of stiffys in it ?

hmm. sounds a bit gay doesnt it.
(I helped save b3ta! pregnantfridge, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:48, archived)
# That would be a good game
You could never loose, Anyway woo and yarrrgh!
(00100100, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:30, archived)
# your server
just died I think. shame...

oh! I see it now. very nice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Solve for x
(yay/7)(woo2/x)


(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Woo!
TJ Mark and Lard are leaving Radio 1. What am I going to do with my afternoons??
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Never
underestimate the benefits of wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:33, archived)
# yup
it keeps your hands warm and tones your biceps
(pinky shminky, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:35, archived)
# Yes but
what am I going to listen to while I....

did I just say that?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:35, archived)
# Or
underwank the benefits of estimation.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:36, archived)
# Wha!!
How come :-(
(00100100, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:33, archived)
# they
hardly fit in with radio current playlist...

saying that i havent listened to radio 1 in around 3 years
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Yes but
them taking the mick out of the playlist was half the fun :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:39, archived)
# well yeah...
but they dont really seem to fit this "urban" image that radio 1 seems to want

a shame they are going, but sure they can find somewhere else that is better than that excuse for a radio station!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:40, archived)
# They remixed Paul MacCartney's worst song...
... so the chorus went "Mull Of Fuh Kintyre." For finding one decent thing to do with that abomination, I salute them.
(microsaulxp, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:43, archived)
# I know, I know
I just don't like change.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:43, archived)
# Listen to their show
when Radio 2 pick them up.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:35, archived)
# I had fun
Getting stupid messages read out on radio2 last night... I'm a sad bastard I know
(00100100, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:35, archived)
# I got a wedding biggedy-biggedy-bong from Lard
and thought I was great.
/sad
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:38, archived)
# But it's only Mark on R2
Lard's going to 6 Music.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:36, archived)
# nooooooooo!
When? where? how? gah!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:37, archived)
# not much detail from the beeb themselves
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/3503549.stm

I think lard must have buggered one of the management's dog or something
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:43, archived)
# I suspect
that they got sick of the the playlist crap.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:45, archived)
# I get the feeling
Radio 1 have been wanting to get rid of them for a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:54, archived)
# And yet
Edith Fucking Bowman still breathes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:41, archived)
# I touched her inappropriately
when she was crowd surfing at glastonbury

(she has quite a nice "inappropriately")
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:44, archived)
# hahaha!
Dirty boy :p

I know i would have aswell tho..
(00100100, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:46, archived)
# Listen to radio 2
Which is where they are headed (inevitably)
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:36, archived)
# nicely done
WYH
(garfi3ld, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)
# A warm WOO! welcome
to you. Pull up a kitten, you'll never leave, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Nice one
Yay for non-retarded new people
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Welcome aboard!
Good first effort! Definite Yaysome Wooness!!
(sbeck, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:33, archived)
# wow!
that be a fine first post!!

(i may have to use this woo to death to make up for the amount of FEAR i suffered making it:)
(pinky shminky, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:33, archived)
# is that from
t'ring (as it's caled up north)

EDIT - where's my manners? WOO to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:35, archived)
# tis tis,
i got the picture from this site all about it and got fascinated into reading loads and loads and loooads of stuff about it and then i was too scared to go and get my cup of tea from the kitchen cos there's a TV in there and my tea got cold.
*cries*
(pinky shminky, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:38, archived)
# ringworld?
me too. ended up buying all films, book etc etc and then had nightmares for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:41, archived)
# yay!
it's not just me!

that towel-headed fella always scared me THE MOST for some reason... even more than the freaky backwards-walking crawling funky types in the video... errrrgh
(pinky shminky, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:43, archived)
# Ring0
sadako crawling up the well did it for me. much pooing of the pants
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:44, archived)
# oh yeah
obviously i meant "apart from Sadako"...

*wibbles*

*runs away and hides*
(pinky shminky, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 14:45, archived)