He served me
200 ounces of sliced pork haslet.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 9:56, archived)

Mmmmmmnnnnn
Haslet..

Isn't that a Naval base near Portsmouth ?
( Darryn.R www.themoononline.com, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 9:56, archived)

Yes
Well, maybe not.
There is a Haslet and a Portsmouth in Texas though !
( The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 9:57, archived)