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( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Fri 20 Feb 2004, 18:28, archived)

lavverly
Ik houd van katjes
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 18:30, archived)

Ta.
I dont speak dutch I'm afraid.

How are you missus?
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Fri 20 Feb 2004, 18:32, archived)

I'm fine
and dont speak dutch either, spent half hour earlier trying to explain a STYE to a dutch friend.. got as far as het oog haar groeide binnenwaarts (my eye hair grows inwards)

edit/ above was meant to say.. I love kittens.. but probably was wrong..
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 18:34, archived)

Hhahaah
Nice.

I did a first aid course today! If anyone falls over, I'm on standby.
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Fri 20 Feb 2004, 18:35, archived)

I have had LOTS of cider
So if you are passing Woodingdean, I may perchance fall over en route to kitchen or loo and require assistance
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 18:37, archived)

Dude
I'm there.

/edit I'm actually nowhere near there.
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Fri 20 Feb 2004, 18:37, archived)

haha i am nowhere near breaking
my nos......ouch
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 18:41, archived)

*Pulls out bandages*
MEDIC!
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Fri 20 Feb 2004, 19:06, archived)

was
right, actually
(radja, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 18:36, archived)

dank u
Ik probeer
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 18:37, archived)

"cheese-mistress"?
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 18:38, archived)

ja

( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 18:39, archived)

krankzinnig
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 18:55, archived)

yaypanowoopla! the perfect gift for new persons.
tj:why hasn't the newsletter arrived yet, i gotta got at 7.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 18:32, archived)