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(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:00, archived)

i believe

( Or is it?, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:00, archived)

in what?
believe in what? Tell me!!!!
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:01, archived)

consider
the lilies
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:02, archived)

whats that you say about willies?

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:03, archived)

just out of interest
your opinion on this www.modernmodels.com/rev08444.htm
(Buzzcaner, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:07, archived)

I'm a bit 50/50 on it
some classic styling but a tad too modern really.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:09, archived)

Kinda what i was
thinking..

it has little plasma tv screens on the back of the headrests tho :)
(Buzzcaner, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:11, archived)

Gordon's
Aliiiiive!
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:09, archived)

oh
yuck
( e.parsley, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:13, archived)

Amen

( Or is it?, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:03, archived)

actually, considering the lilies
should it be lilies or lillies?

why am I bothered about this?

why can't I sleep?
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:09, archived)

lilies, says Meriam-Webster
singular only has one l, so there's no need to add another in the plural
( Or is it?, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:11, archived)

this morning with richard not judy
was antastic, it should return
( lemony, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:04, archived)

i believe someone has taken all my spoons

( Or is it?, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:03, archived)

sorry,
i just wanted to play cockney music
( lemony, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:05, archived)

In a thing called love?

( PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:04, archived)

fnantastic
i cant see the x unless i stare really hard cos of my colour blindness, what a blessing it is
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:01, archived)

yeah, sorry about that

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:02, archived)

lol
dont worry, you didnt give me colour blindness...did you?
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:02, archived)

well actually...i mean no
but about the hard to see x, i tried to fix it when i was making it but it still turned out bad.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:03, archived)

lol
can no one see it very well then?
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:04, archived)

Philosophacles gave everyone colour blindness
FACT!
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:03, archived)

maybe it's contagious
through eye sex
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:05, archived)

yeah
and god knows i have had eye sex with everyone.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:07, archived)

no, you go colour blind from a
special sort of wanking.
fwap.
(Fantastic Mr Porter is bored, and wishes it was, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:04, archived)

its not the wanking that does it
its the poking your eyes while wanking that does it.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:05, archived)

That's why the end of the dick is larger
to stop your hand slipping off and poking you in the eye. 100% of fact.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:07, archived)

Wanking
over rude magic eye pictures


/I hear
( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:05, archived)

Same
here
( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:02, archived)

is it me or
is the matrix really shite?
discuss
( king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:02, archived)

well it is owned by microsoft.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:04, archived)

film 1 = good
film 2 = waste of time
film 3 = good if you ignore the plot and just enjoy the kickings
( Dano, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:04, archived)

I concur

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:07, archived)

film 1 = alright
film 2 = shite
film 3 = didn't bother going.
( jeffcapeshop, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:16, archived)

film 1= good.
film 2 = shite.
film 3 = extra shite. with extremely thinly veiled bible/jesus references all over the damn place. At least those two finally died.
(give to ian, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:22, archived)

to be fair
it's always had the symbolism
( Dano, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:37, archived)

I dunno
I've never seen it. 100% FACT
( dotmund shut up dotmund, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:05, archived)

well
read the phone book upsidedown
it will have the same effect
( king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:06, archived)

just see the first one....
worth seeing...just forget that the last two ever existed.
( Bitchpapa, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:29, archived)

well...
the first one was a fabulous ride through the wonderland of combining mindblowing special effects, technology, philosophy, action/adventure, and a well told story, leaving the viewer stunned and wanting more.
however the later films did not wow the viewer because he had already been exposed to most of the contents in the original film, so while it had a good continuation of the story, philosophy, technology, special effects, and action, it was nothing "special" when compared to the first. Compared to other movies at the time, they may have been far ahead, barring Lord of the rings, which i will refrain from commenting on here, they were not the giant leaps viewers expected from the later movies, though they were just good enough to keep the viewers coming back for more in the second and third installment. In conclusion, they were successful as a trilogy, and any one movie could have stood on its own provided the story line was explained, however, excepting the first film, they were not as powerful movies as they were built up to be by the advertising machines.
( Or is it?, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:10, archived)

he said discuss
not write a bloody essay :)
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:14, archived)

well
thanks kermode;)
( king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:14, archived)

especially as you consider the first one wasn't advertised much at all
or if it was, i missed most of it.

i got taken to see it, and i hadn't even heard the name... so as you can imagine, when neo woke up in the real world, i had what can only be described as a "WHOA, FUCK ME WITH A TEASPOON" moment in the middle of the cinema and fell off my chair. it was ace.
( Dano, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:15, archived)

yes
that sounds right. i don't remember much advertising for the first one. and the little i do remember had no mention of the real world outside the matrix
( Or is it?, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:16, archived)

I have a home cinema
and matrix was the second most requested film by friends to watch for ages.
What was the first? Leon.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:22, archived)

Friends with good taste

(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:24, archived)

Actually,
I think that it would have been far better if it ended at the first one. I loved the first one, but I don't think it needed continuation.
(give to ian, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:24, archived)