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( Rob T Firefly jammed out the fucks, motherkickers, Sun 22 Feb 2004, 6:43, archived)

what's wrong with an abacus
i say.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 22 Feb 2004, 6:45, archived)

That depends on
how many beads I've eaten off it.
( Rob T Firefly jammed out the fucks, motherkickers, Sun 22 Feb 2004, 6:46, archived)

that was how bill gates started.
you'll be a millionaire soon enough, son.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 22 Feb 2004, 6:48, archived)

millionaire...
thats how gates measures his short change....
( Tyronne wants to know, is it Christmas yet?, Sun 22 Feb 2004, 6:57, archived)

Can't be used
for viewing porn
(Kez, Sun 22 Feb 2004, 6:48, archived)

i find it affords one an opportunity,
in hiding behind it, to peruse young ladies on the sly.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 22 Feb 2004, 6:49, archived)

Will it come with 4 curtains
and two female workers... hang on something just exploded a few floors below me.
(Kez, Sun 22 Feb 2004, 7:03, archived)

That
is fucking classic
(brazzin, Sun 22 Feb 2004, 8:15, archived)