.



From the Get Rich Quick challenge. See all 177 entries (closed)

( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:38, archived)

"Tosh from The Bill's house"
Fucking brilliant sir, fucking brilliant.
( Bad Horsey, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:40, archived)

bit further east
he lived in Derby, I used to see that fat fucker catching the train to London.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:58, archived)

i met him once in the foal and firkin near the bus station
and he died in my village... terrible shame, the pub was mourning for weeks...
(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)

Hahaha!

( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:40, archived)

utter aceness
:)
( lemonhead, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:40, archived)

Very good
Have a woo!

(I'll add a yay if you can add my house on the delivery service.....)
( Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:41, archived)

I'm struggling....
I mean I trust you and everything, and I'll still respect you afterwards
and I'm sure it's really brill.....



but


Ahhhh!
*slaps self*
WOO!

/OAP home
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:41, archived)

I'd have thought you'd have got that
what, with being an alcoholic and all...

edit: ah, the alcohol has just slowed your brain ;)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:43, archived)

Sorry, I get a bit distracted
trying to avoid this annoying fuck*ng van.....
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:44, archived)

WTFAYBAO
What Travels Fast As Yoyo's? British Airways, Obviously...

Why are you telling us that?
Edit: Meh, you editor
( Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:43, archived)

Hehehe.
:@ )
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:45, archived)

They are all famous
alkies.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:44, archived)

superb
yay stalking booze delivery
(rigby ., Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:41, archived)

That is quite brilliant
right down to the flashing homing device on Best's shirt.



Have a woo
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:41, archived)

'kin hell
that's utterly fucking brilliant (but didn't charles hawtrey live out his days on the south coast?)
( atomboy, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)

i think you're right.
there wasn't a lot of research done in their locations.
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:44, archived)

hahahhaha! soup hoib!
but shane macgowan lives in london dunt he? /pedant.
( baby wet ones, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:43, archived)

I was working in a London recording studio
Shane McGowan was there pissed as a fart and someone called him a cab. When it was late turning up he barged out the front door in annoyance, fell down the steps into the road and was hit by the cab that had come for him (not badly).

True alkie story. (The irony of getting him home before he hurt himself by calling a cab)
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:47, archived)

haha!
"One summer evening drunk to hell

I sat there nearly lifeless..."


/MacGowan
( mog, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:48, archived)

boozetastic!
Woo yay and HOUPLA!
( mog, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:44, archived)

woo

(garfi3ld, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:45, archived)

mercy that's good
Do you have an army of monkeys and photoshop?
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 14:22, archived)