Thanks to a new breeding technique, I'll make a fortune selling sandwiches
Meet ELEHAM:


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(Fragger, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:16, archived)

woo!
looks yummy
(Medicated Oreo is trying to bring back the 100% FACT fad, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:17, archived)

mmmm...
yay
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:17, archived)

hahaha
eggsellent
Top Shopage
WOO

YAY

HOUPLA!
I'll have (NOT rolf) mayo on mine please!
(BiPolar Bear equal parts lack & fail, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:19, archived)

was my grandad brill?
god blesss 'im...

He noticed his coalfire was low so he plodded into the garden in his slipper and grabbed a shovel-full of coal. He then plodded back inside, up the stairs and poured the coal in the toilet. He never ever explained why he did that... He took the secret to his grave (The wise bugger)!
(Kayozz, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:19, archived)

Alzheimer's comes to mind

(Fragger, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:21, archived)

The thing is...
he hadn't or didn't have (or ever have) alzheimers... He was dead clever y'see and when my nan was ranting at him he would deliberately turn his hearing aid down and play deaf to her utmost frustration....

a genius mind...
(Kayozz, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:22, archived)

sounds like a line
from the Fast Show.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:23, archived)

What your probaly wondering is...
where did the coal in the guarden come from !!

Sneeky devil.
( Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 5:02, archived)

clever
and makes me feel hungry.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:20, archived)

lovely.
did you know that Kentucky Fried Chicken had to change their name to KFC 'coz they don't use chicken but rather a genetically altered creature called a centichicken (a chicken centipede hybrid with 100 legs, 50 breasts and no head)?

's true.
(raggedy anarchist, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:22, archived)

S'not.
They have started advertising as "Kitchen Fresh Chicken", lately.

/edit: www.snopes.com/horrors/food/kfc.htm
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:24, archived)

they'd rethink that...
if they were to see my kitchen...
(raggedy anarchist, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:29, archived)

hmmmm
i'm sure i heard that as an urban myth.... don't know how true that is... but it's still a beautiful image (in the name of consumerism)....

sick...
(Kayozz, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:24, archived)

i think the urban myth was chicken / turkey hybrid
but what fun is that?
(raggedy anarchist, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:27, archived)

I wish I met a woman like that.
The real reason is:
They didn't like the word "fried", so there.
(Fragger, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:26, archived)

50 breasts
and no head?

to me, that sounds like being married to 25 women... the only oral sex, of course, would be when they'd pass me in the hall and scream "F*CK YOU!"
(tookishlad, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:48, archived)

from their arse?

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:53, archived)

would that be
100% FACT?
(Fantastic Mr Porter is bored, and wishes it was, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:47, archived)

.
The centichicken. It's true. It's expensive, though, cuz they are a bastard to catch.
(Kung_Fu_Russ soundcloud.com/slapdash, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 6:20, archived)

Oh
cut me off a slice would you?

Yum!
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:25, archived)

yummy
and naarcely done! woo!
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 6:44, archived)