hardly any irish people
drink seagulls. 100% fact
( GTA, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)

That cannot be disputed.

( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)

but a surprising number of seagulls
drink irish people*

(* assuming you find the number zero to be surprising)
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)

Hardly any Irish people
are Irish.
Plastic Paddies we call them.
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 13:51, archived)