For when your new kitten just gets too cheeky
Attack of the evil crockery!


Available at John Lewis, Debenhams and all good bloodlusting retailers.
( Banana, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 12:57, archived)

*hastily throws out all crockery in house*
Tomsk, we're going to have to eat out of folded up newspapers from now on.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 13:01, archived)

I can already smell it's spicy brains

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 13:13, archived)