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It's Friday and it's time to photoshop a frog.

And this time, the winner will get something special.... The image they make will be placed upon a T-Shirt and sent to them.
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rob http://www.b3ta.com/links/Games_Diary_week_1, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 4:48,
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are animated gifs
going to be holograms - that'll cost you a fortune.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 4:50,
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Yes. That's correct.
And flash movies will be rendered in solid gold.
or... a still grabbed and sent to
www.personalprint.com/home/pp.asp
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rob http://www.b3ta.com/links/Games_Diary_week_1, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:00,
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have you had a t-shirt from them?
Are they any good?
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PeterSeychelles, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:00,
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er.. only a mug.
haven't tried the t-shirts yet. thought we'd use them... as they are UK based - and unlike cafrepress you don't have to pay about $20 shipping - and import tax.
Also they make umbrellas. Maybe we should send a B3ta umbrella?
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rob http://www.b3ta.com/links/Games_Diary_week_1, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:05,
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bollocks. they don't do umbrellas
thought they did. but they don't.
Although a Babygrow might be nice.
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rob http://www.b3ta.com/links/Games_Diary_week_1, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:07,
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it's....
...cocktail frog. Every house should have one.

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AndyK, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:11,
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of all the things...
I would never've expected that.
Nice ice cubes. Can i have one for my head? It hurts.
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pep, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:21,
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pep was on the juice last night
i've never seen pep drunk
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rob http://www.b3ta.com/links/Games_Diary_week_1, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:26,
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just as well really
it's ugly.
It really is.
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pep, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:36,
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I'm sure it's not patch on the cocktail frog
Which is hideous. Anyway, when everyone else has a bit of a drink on, it doesn't matter one bit.
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AndyK, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:37,
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d'you think the frog is hideous?
arse.
The whole new look I was working goes out the window. Again.
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pep, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:55,
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i imagine if people kissed that
then they'd pull a face like they're sucking on a lemon and it'd feel ugly.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:22,
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Give us a kiss and I'll turn into a prince

honest...
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chthonic, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:40,
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mother
is that you?
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rob http://www.b3ta.com/links/Games_Diary_week_1, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:46,
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Chthonic...
when did you turn into Photoshop god?
He rocks!
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pep, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:59,
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That is because it is Friday
On Monday, I'm God of small bits of chewing gum on the pavement,
Wednesdays, I get to oversee those labels they stick on fruit so they can employee lobotomised monkeys to operate the tills,
Thursdays I'm God of wheelnuts.
Tuesday is my day off.
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chthonic, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 7:32,
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It's such a sad, sad story.
Drooling frog dreams of being a cowboy. Drooling frog can never be a cowboy. It's the sad story of the drooling frog.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:55,
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is that jim kerr?
"the frog that wanted to be jim kerr?"
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rob http://www.b3ta.com/links/Games_Diary_week_1, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:02,
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isn't jim kerr's real first name Juan?
(yes, it's friday)
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AndyK, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:03,
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yeh! wanking gag!
repect.
and he's got the biggest shlong in showbiz.
my theory? Liam G wrote the "Little Jim" tune to poor cold water on this story.
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rob http://www.b3ta.com/links/Games_Diary_week_1, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:09,
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Apparently, his name is 'Chesney'
A picture search for the name 'Chesney' seems to return mostly cowboys. I don't know why.
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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 7:11,
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apart from this woman...

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AndyK, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 7:13,
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That woman is a cowboy
She did some cheap building work for me, and it was rubbish i swear.
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pep, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 7:32,
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i thought the hat might have been a giveaway

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AndyK, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 8:32,
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His arms keep missing
because they are so short

I'd buy this album, I tell you.
Note the 15 degree tilt to increase sales.
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chthonic, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:23,
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don't know why,
but that made me think of this:

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AndyK, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:43,
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A giant banana skin is attacking my planet!
Shit!
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rob http://www.b3ta.com/links/Games_Diary_week_1, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:53,
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That is wonderful
Looks like the intro to 3rd rock from the sun
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chthonic, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 7:29,
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here's one for halloween

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 8:04,
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Lion Frog Cub
The scourge of the Savannah

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Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Fri 26 Oct 2001, 8:45,
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and who said evolution was rubbish?
can't you see that humans evolved from lions?

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AndyK, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 8:59,
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What I really like about that
is the way the ears became furry eyebrows.
At almost 35 degrees, I think he is being rather too friendly
thank god he isn't winking at us.
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chthonic, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 8:59,
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a quick photoshopped
frog picture done by my friend ozy.

i like it
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bastardizor, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 8:45,
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sweet lord,
i might as well just have that put on my business card.
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Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 8:48,
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Mouth Eye Frog

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Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Fri 26 Oct 2001, 9:05,
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oh my god.
that's just great. I'm sure I saw him at Tottenham Court Road recently.
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AndyK, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 9:12,
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I am evil

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spacefish fight the princess, save the dragon, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 9:18,
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new frog (via Dr Brian J Trout)
This is my friend Vix's frog.
She describes it as a dodgy mexican frog. I think it might just be ill.

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rob http://www.b3ta.com/links/Games_Diary_week_1, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 9:34,
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another frog
from my friend ozy

Fantastic!!!!
Note the shark in his mouth.
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bastardizor, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:20,
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another one from ozy...
the best so far!

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bastardizor, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:34,
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he got the ears from
this picture...

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bastardizor, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:35,
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mercy...
looks kinda like Tony Blair, still the slight tilt of the head, does make me warm to him.
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Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:37,
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hmmm. I like the tilt too,
but it seems to be going in a clockwise direction, rather than anti.
that almost makes it sinister
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bastardizor, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:39,
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Winner
Give ozy the T-shirt!
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PeterSeychelles, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:41,
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Those ears...
Did he nab them off that little troll in Freaked?
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Kid Vid2, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:50,
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I am the fairest queen.
Another dismal effort from me.

I like the Mehican frog & the "gimme a kiss" teethy one best. Cocktail frog's quite pretty too.
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Ernest Thesiger, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 14:22,
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Even worse.

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Ernest Thesiger, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 14:36,
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Im new to this

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rts007, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 15:44,
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new? Never!
that's beautiful! MORE!
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pep, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 16:32,
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ur fucked ste
ur fucked ste
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chris simmosn, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 6:56,
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lol
XX Porn removed XX
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chris simmosn, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 15:49,
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PIC
hummmmm I dont see the FROG ...do you ? tell me !
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Cheryl, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 18:13,
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Frog...

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Zephirus, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 16:35,
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but she's so pretty!
.
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pep, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 17:54,
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sexy

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Deconstructor, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 18:14,
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but when you kiss him, what can he turn into?
he's so umm... handsome already. I think i love him.
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pep, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 18:27,
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sexy

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Deconstructor, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 18:16,
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Special Late night hello to Frog Dennis

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nicey, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 19:10,
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Sul
Errrm, not too sure which version I prefer, this one or the original... does Frog Dennis actually have game show hosting talent?
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Sul, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 5:16,
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Oh probably
He can breath through his skin and put into a state of suspended animation through freezing, as well as doing impersonations of Frank Spencer. So that's got to be useful for something.
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nicey, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 12:04,
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Right
Someone get onto ITV and get this man hired!
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Sul, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 13:18,
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Yeah!
It's like looking in a mirror.
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Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Sat 27 Oct 2001, 5:29,
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Ahhhhh...

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Dan Century, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 22:29,
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This'll teach em
Drag me into work at 7am on a saturday and expect me to work... pah!

silly, silly managment :-)
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Sul, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 4:25,
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WOW!
That is just.... i dunno... i don't think there's a word that does it justice.
Amazing. Brilliant. Fantastic. etc etc etc
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Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Sat 27 Oct 2001, 5:28,
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supreme
*burp*
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roboto, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 6:48,
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you da man
I just got up - morning
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Pieforce, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 7:09,
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Thankyou
But you should really thank the tosser that made me come into work today, without whome this would not be possible.
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Sul, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 7:43,
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sniff
its so beautiful....i wonder is the dead frogs could watch it from their cloudy paridise.....
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Naughty Tortoise, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 12:59,
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Bloody
brilliant
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Harold, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 13:38,
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gawd - that's very good
can anybody beat this masterpiece?
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rob http://www.b3ta.com/links/Games_Diary_week_1, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 10:49,
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yes, this is the first thing i thought of...

(can someone tell me why this isn't showing up?)
anyway, here's the
link.
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distrbnce, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 6:10,
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aha, finally an infected vagina
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johnny cargo, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 12:43,
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It's a kind of magic!
A pretty crap kind...

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spacefish fight the princess, save the dragon, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 7:53,
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God No!
Is that... David Copperfield? oh thank fuck! Its not. phew.
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Sul, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 8:01,
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It's a Reservior Dogs guy.
I was going to do a pun on Reservoir Dogs, but I got distracted...
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spacefish fight the princess, save the dragon, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 9:28,
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The New Weapon against the Taliban

...it's a battle frog.
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Fidel, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 11:20,
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That truly is
just amazing, where can I get one? I want one!
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Sul, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 12:31,
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ding ding da ding! ding ding da ding!

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dave, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 8:35,
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wait, they're not stars, they're
flys

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 13:03,
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Nice
She looks so much better now.
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hackmesser, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 14:07,
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yeah
i prefer my divas webbed
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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 14:28,
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cats like frog with mouse

and that's true!
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pete, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 3:37,
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hmmm
looks a bit like acid-dazed gonzo hack Hunter S. Thompson, scarily so in fact.
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Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 8:55,
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Agreed.
Add bats, guns and Richard Nixon and you're pretty much there...
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mrbrong, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 9:03,
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Ralph Steadman
always puts the cigarette holder in Hunters mouth, wheres the cigarette holder?
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DonkeyRhubarb, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 20:15,
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He now looks...
big and hard and clever. It's amazing what chewing a rodent can do for your street cred.
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spacefish fight the princess, save the dragon, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 12:28,
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With friends like these...
Better late than never, I thought the colour scheme looked familiar...

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Hugh Saturation, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 11:15,
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Gosh
Do you think if Pinochet had looked like that,
Thatcher would still have had tea with him?
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chthonic, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 11:36,
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That's exactly the point-
How could she not, given the angle of the hat?
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Hugh Saturation, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 11:46,
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The years of partying had taken their toll.

Geoffery is a mini-cab driver in Staines. Bungle runs small pub in the West Midlands, George has a late night gay chat show on satellite. And Zippy ?Way too many drugs.
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anat0010, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 4:48,
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years ago,
i worked with Geoffry in a Sainsburys, people used to play the Rainbow music over the tannoy, he wasnt a happy man.
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Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 4:49,
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he doesn't look happy

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AndyK, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 4:52,
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is that true?
did you really work with him? Did you work ith Elvis in a chippie too?
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pep, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 11:25,
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Good stuff
Nice picture. My favourite food colouring is Anatto, is that anything to do with you?
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nicey, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 7:04,
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Food colouring ?
Related to body parts rather than food colouring. It was my name displayed on news posts when I worked in Anatomy. [you can of course get some quite interesting colours out of body bits, but I dont think you want to know that.]
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anat0010, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 7:48,
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The years of partying had taken their toll.

Geoffery is a mini-cab driver in Staines. Bungle runs small pub in the West Midlands, George has a late night gay chat show on satellite. And Zippy ?Way too many drugs.
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anat0010, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 4:50,
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zippy
quality pic, i saw Zippy at gatecrasher at the weekend aswell......
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scroogedmcduckz, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 9:53,
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another from ozy...

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bastardizor, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 8:29,
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late for work??

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scroogedmcduckz, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 12:09,
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that is a lovely thing to do.
What a great idea.

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AndyK, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 12:59,
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Frog A La "Hot Date"
Frog A La Hot Date
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Gaz Sez
Than-Q.
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Ernest Thesiger, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:39,
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