The Real Reason...
...they died out:


Kaveman Fried Dodo

Finger Lickin' Good! (Let's face it, there ain't no forks).

From the One Million Years BC challenge. See all 346 entries (closed)

( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Fri 7 May 2004, 18:08, archived)

make mine a dodo variety meal
yes i want to go large for three blue pebbles
( You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Fri 7 May 2004, 18:10, archived)

didn't they only die out a couple of hundred years ago
though?

/pendant
( e.parsley, Fri 7 May 2004, 18:12, archived)

yeah, now the only surviving remains is in the Oxford
Museum of Natural History.
( Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 7 May 2004, 18:15, archived)

1662
100% Fact
( You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Fri 7 May 2004, 18:15, archived)

therefore...
they would have been around in caveman times!?
(oookiezooo, Fri 7 May 2004, 18:17, archived)

yeah, but only evolved to be like that
in isolation once Mauritius had split from the mainland, people not see them for many many many many many years.
( Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 7 May 2004, 18:18, archived)

fair point...
...apart from that a perfectly reasonable post though
(oookiezooo, Fri 7 May 2004, 18:20, archived)

indeed,
was it today you were going to purchase your camera?
( Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 7 May 2004, 18:25, archived)

2 Dodo wings
and a deep fried Dodo face please.
( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 7 May 2004, 18:12, archived)