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( Reme Philips wants a new sig, Sat 8 May 2004, 13:29, archived)

well yes
of course.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 8 May 2004, 13:30, archived)

That am
seamless
( djrich - www.renegaderadio.co.uk, Sat 8 May 2004, 13:30, archived)

it's not too bad actually
could have been a lot worse
( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Sat 8 May 2004, 13:31, archived)

*snigger*
I saw the best chav ever yesterday
He was walking down the middle of union street with a bunch of flowers and a big bottle of vodka.
And he had all his chav mates with him.
It was like a burberry party.
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 8 May 2004, 13:31, archived)

Awwwww.... Bless
The little chavs really know how to enjoy themselves.


/sharpens up knives
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sat 8 May 2004, 13:34, archived)

Cunts




That's all
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sat 8 May 2004, 13:36, archived)

what do you recon he did to her
to have to apologise like that? most would buy chocolates but I like his style
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 8 May 2004, 13:34, archived)

maybe he
drink all her white lightning
( Reme Philips wants a new sig, Sat 8 May 2004, 13:35, archived)

I have no idea
but they were all more than a little pissed (I think)
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 8 May 2004, 13:36, archived)

Probably knocked her
up and is going to do a home arbortion using vodka and flowers
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sat 8 May 2004, 13:37, archived)

*mind boggles*
They could've been Daffodildo's ?
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sat 8 May 2004, 13:39, archived)

Groan.


or viobrolets

/violets
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sat 8 May 2004, 13:40, archived)

Arse Pansies

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sat 8 May 2004, 13:44, archived)

Rim Roses

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sat 8 May 2004, 13:45, archived)

Cock Tulips

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sat 8 May 2004, 13:46, archived)

Clit Clemitis

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sat 8 May 2004, 13:47, archived)

Ahahahah! That's the one!

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sat 8 May 2004, 13:50, archived)