The first calendar girl ever


From the One Million Years BC challenge. See all 346 entries (closed)

(Smudger Angel Heart, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:15, archived)

i would


/coat
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:16, archived)

I was hoping you would
say that.
(Smudger Angel Heart, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:18, archived)

i always do

i'm not fussy really.......

/awaits abuse
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:20, archived)

hmm
/abuses you
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:21, archived)

*emails long list of abusive words*
Oi grandma!
you are doing it wrong
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:21, archived)

how should i do it?
care to demonstrate
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:23, archived)

Well...
I will abuse you
If you like

argh must not sound like I'm hitting on other b3tans
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:24, archived)

thankyou for the e-mail

i felt very abused by it.

tries not to sound desperate
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:25, archived)

Knew you would like it
:)
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:27, archived)

it was ok i suppose............
.................................

wasn't expecting it at all
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:27, archived)

cnut
well haha you asked for it.
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:28, archived)

i didn't actually

;¬)
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:31, archived)

( summat to do with kittens, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:24, archived)

Noon dear
how are you today?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:26, archived)

funky doodle dandy
hows you?
( summat to do with kittens, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:26, archived)

Lovely
Were you naughty on the board last night?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:27, archived)

little bit....
i was pissed
so yeah.. haven't spazzed though... i don't want to know
( summat to do with kittens, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:29, archived)

Its always for the best
anyway I'm sure you will be shunned if you were very naughty
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:30, archived)

naaah
everyone loves me... oh and the pic is in my profile now.. of me on a hippo
( summat to do with kittens, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:31, archived)

Awww bless

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:32, archived)

Margaret says...

(Smudger Angel Heart, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:24, archived)

Argh!
/vomits
( Duncan Disorderly, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:27, archived)

I would
hard
(mr.BIG I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:19, archived)