At exactly tea-time 28000 BC, Tristan invents Comic Sans


From the One Million Years BC challenge. See all 346 entries (closed)

(Revels, Mon 10 May 2004, 16:43, archived)

BASTARD!
DIE!
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Mon 10 May 2004, 16:45, archived)

you should read my latest book
"How I learned to stop worrying and love comic sans"
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 10 May 2004, 16:46, archived)

Or I could go on hating it
it works out cheaper in the long run.
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Mon 10 May 2004, 16:48, archived)

for you
my children need new shoes!
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 10 May 2004, 16:49, archived)

Cut their feet off.
That works out cheaper in the long run too.
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Mon 10 May 2004, 16:51, archived)

oh their imaginary
cheapest way...

but i think i'll still cut their feet off cos im feeling in delightfully evil mood
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 10 May 2004, 16:52, archived)

Surely that's "they're", not "their"?
Anyway, why didn't you imagine them some shoes?
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Mon 10 May 2004, 16:54, archived)

They are feet?

( Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Mon 10 May 2004, 16:58, archived)

i love comic sans

( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 10 May 2004, 16:46, archived)

Freak!
Freak!
( Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Mon 10 May 2004, 16:48, archived)

i love i hate comic sans
it's the new comic sans.

and here is a model of an iron molecule, and here is a model of an iron molecule model, modelled in iron.
( Dano, Mon 10 May 2004, 16:53, archived)