1,000,000 BC
January 1st
On this day the lion invented the lemon. This moment was captured in the picture below when an eager ferret with a 2,000 megapixel camera was close by.
Jubilation followed, and every January 1st humans celebrate the lions creation on National Lemon-Lion Day



Long live the lemon!

edit: meh, i don't know what i'm on about either
edit edit: i blame the government
edit edit edit: and you sunshine elephant... DON'T THINK I CAN'T SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING BACK THERE
edit edit edit edit: don't give me the evils, sunshine
edit edit edit edit edit: maybe i should just delete this post?

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(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 10 May 2004, 21:36, archived)

i was trying to work out...
...the pun, something to do with lemon-lion- new years day... millenium maybe... no your just mad as a hatter, but i like it Woo Yarrrr!
(oookiezooo, Mon 10 May 2004, 21:41, archived)

*weeps for mankind*
Edit: your newsletter is le groovesome by the way
(Nearly, Mon 10 May 2004, 21:41, archived)

noooooooo!
you're twisting my melon man!
i mean lemon
( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 May 2004, 21:46, archived)