Message for his cavegirl


Turned out ok in the end (although took far too long). Praise be to paint, a godsend for bored B3tans in cheapskate offices.

From the One Million Years BC challenge. See all 346 entries (closed)

(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 13 May 2004, 14:35, archived)

I have expensive skate
but cheap haddock
( sick_boy, Thu 13 May 2004, 14:36, archived)

I have a sweet tooth
but a savoury cock.
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 13 May 2004, 14:39, archived)

/prays for posting of a Cavegirl pic

( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 13 May 2004, 14:36, archived)

pervert


seconded
( summat to do with kittens, Thu 13 May 2004, 14:37, archived)

Ahem
Thirded, and any Fearne Cotton would be HUGELY appreciated
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 13 May 2004, 14:38, archived)

the woman who used to be on
ready steady cook?
(sunny chiba, Thu 13 May 2004, 14:40, archived)

I had a massive
crush on Fern Britton till she got..erm..massive.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Thu 13 May 2004, 14:43, archived)

oh stoppit - loon
tried a "google.image safe search" for cavegirl.

not exactly "safe" are they???
(Dangermouse., Thu 13 May 2004, 14:46, archived)

I think you mean Fearne Britton
Fearne Cotton presents the Saturday Show and Smile. And yes, i'm a sad, sad man
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 13 May 2004, 14:43, archived)

shame she's thick as
pigshit though...

shotgun - because sometimes prolix just isn't enough
(sunny chiba, Thu 13 May 2004, 14:45, archived)

I don't want her for her brains
Quaint re-working of my name as well, now shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and shove it up your fat monkey arse. Twuntface
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 13 May 2004, 14:51, archived)

thanks for that
was just a reflection on how my week's going...
(sunny chiba, Thu 13 May 2004, 14:55, archived)

Mine's been pretty shoddy as well in fact
So lets be unfluffy together
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 13 May 2004, 14:59, archived)

good plan,
batfink
(sunny chiba, Thu 13 May 2004, 15:01, archived)

ewwwww
thet's ferne britten/briton/bitten
(Dangermouse., Thu 13 May 2004, 14:44, archived)

* Joins in with prayer*
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Thu 13 May 2004, 14:38, archived)

That's bloody good for paint, sir.
Hurrah!
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 13 May 2004, 14:36, archived)

Thank you kindly sir
You spoil me ambassador
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 13 May 2004, 14:40, archived)

Nice.
me like.

BTW - Does anybody know of a decent chinese font that I can use in Photoshop. I am doing a cheesy website for a kung fu club and can't get hold of a decent font.
(Halfcircle, Thu 13 May 2004, 14:37, archived)

Hong Font Phooey?


/coat
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 13 May 2004, 14:39, archived)

number one super star
try google for "decent chinese font that I can use in Photoshop"
(Dangermouse., Thu 13 May 2004, 14:42, archived)

i did
but they are all crap
(Halfcircle, Thu 13 May 2004, 14:44, archived)

Have a look
Here
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Thu 13 May 2004, 14:50, archived)

this might help
www.sinosplice.com/chinese/fonts/
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 13 May 2004, 14:41, archived)

muchos
gratias
(Halfcircle, Thu 13 May 2004, 14:43, archived)

turns out..
they are English fonts.... strange
(Halfcircle, Thu 13 May 2004, 14:44, archived)

I like a man who can bend paint to his will
Show Johnny Paint who's boss!
(pikey hardly, Thu 13 May 2004, 14:38, archived)

Johnny Paint bends over at my command
Or words to that effect
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 13 May 2004, 14:41, archived)

Iwood
jonny.uh-hosting.co.uk/images/cavegirl2.jpg
( Bema Jinn "There is Violent Goatsee, Funny pics and pedantry, Thu 13 May 2004, 14:51, archived)

I like that guy's blog
he's in my dailys
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 13 May 2004, 14:52, archived)