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# Looks like...
... he's holding a see-through, purple stop sign. I may think this because I have to do my driving theory test soon, eek!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:18, archived)
# Q: You see a child playing in the road, do you
a) apply the brakes
b) hurl obscenities at him
c) offer him sweeties
d) run the fucker down?

It's hardly rocket science.
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:22, archived)
# I know... but I'll feel SUCH a twat if I fail.
Also, you may remember my birthdate. Now see how long it has taken me to book it!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Here is another:
Someone in another car is very following you very closely. Do you:
a) Speed up, then slam on the brakes, causing a huge pile up
b) drive into the hedge
c) slow down
d) Put all your lights on, including front and rear foglight?


Edit: good luck - you'll be fine
(wobblyjelly, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:25, archived)
# C seems logical... but what if they're driving really fast?
Then I'll piss them off and probably get rammed off the road. *Cries*
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:26, archived)
# This might make you feel better:
Q: How would you check your horn is working?
a) Press the horn button (in a non-residential/built up area)
b) Eat a cheese sandwhich
c) Go to sleep
d) Eat a tuna sandwhich
(wobblyjelly, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29, archived)
# a) Press the horn button (in a non-residential/built up area)
and not between the hours of 11pm and 7am.
Tra laaa!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Well done!
"Stamp!" *stamps something belonging to you*
(wobblyjelly, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:32, archived)
# Right, I'm off to watch Neighbours...
... anything to avoid exam revision.
Ta ra all!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36, archived)
# i find 3 mph
to be the magic number, before they back off a bit
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29, archived)
# B
works all the time

name one problem that can not be solved by driving into a hedge.
(1, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:27, archived)
# The ever rising insurance?
But I am a girl, and they like girls!
Only a mere £800 for my car this year (a 1988 Mini, 998cc)!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29, archived)
# Ram your car into a hedge with explosives inside, and walk/take bus/do anything else
thus you no longer need to pay your insurance and you get most of the money back
(1, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:31, archived)
# My car, my car, my beautiful car...

... and don't you 'Calm down, dear' me!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:33, archived)
# I wish I had a mini.
All I've got is a boring, vanilla flavoured Ford Fiesta.
Love the number plate!
edit: 'caro' is Spanish for expensive, as in
'mi coche es muy caro'
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36, archived)
# A car-eating,
vampire bat lurking in a hedge. Or if you were driving along a stretch of road with a distinct lack of hedge-i-ness and anything happened
(wobblyjelly, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Drive your car into the hedge. The bet will reveal itself, allowing you to kill it.
(1, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Option d, of course.
Natural selection in demonstration - kid shouldn't have been playing in the road to start off with.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:23, archived)
# and
everyone knows at least one monger who fails (sometimes more than once)
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:26, archived)
# I know two people who failed.
One person failed because they were using the question/answer bank from the previous year.

I think although they give you 1 hour to do the exam, it should only take you about 10 mins really.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:33, archived)
# I can trump you....
I know someone who failed their theory test THREE, yes THREE times, then somehow managed to pass practical test 1st time.
(wobblyjelly, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36, archived)
# But - how?
Some things, I guess, like marmite, and quantum physics, are just beyond comprehension.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:41, archived)
# hmm... d if it's a chav, b if it isn't, a if it's me, c if it's the child of anyone important?
(1, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:24, archived)