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name one problem that can not be solved by driving into a hedge.
(1, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:27, archived)

The ever rising insurance?
But I am a girl, and they like girls!
Only a mere £800 for my car this year (a 1988 Mini, 998cc)!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29, archived)

Ram your car into a hedge with explosives inside, and walk/take bus/do anything else
thus you no longer need to pay your insurance and you get most of the money back
(1, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:31, archived)

My car, my car, my beautiful car...

... and don't you 'Calm down, dear' me!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:33, archived)

I wish I had a mini.
All I've got is a boring, vanilla flavoured Ford Fiesta.
Love the number plate!
edit: 'caro' is Spanish for expensive, as in
'mi coche es muy caro'
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36, archived)

A car-eating,
vampire bat lurking in a hedge. Or if you were driving along a stretch of road with a distinct lack of hedge-i-ness and anything happened
(wobblyjelly, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:30, archived)

Drive your car into the hedge. The bet will reveal itself, allowing you to kill it.

(1, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:34, archived)