At 7:40 this morning I opened a'Virtual Bar' here. What's everone having as it's nearly 5 o'clock?

(Smudger Angel Heart, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:30, archived)

oooh
i'll have a jameson & coke please
( applehead wants another Roti Canai, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:31, archived)

A wise choice.
Ice and a longer glass?
(Smudger Angel Heart, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:32, archived)

that would
be smashing
( applehead wants another Roti Canai, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:32, archived)

Hurrah!
It's pub o'clock! Whisky and ginger ale for me, please.
( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:32, archived)

Coming
right up!
(Smudger Angel Heart, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:33, archived)

Malibu, please
you should make a site like the hamstercurry thing
(Gimbo, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:32, archived)

Must order
basmati and extra corriander.
(Smudger Angel Heart, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:33, archived)

Can I have a glass of a dry white please, or sake if you have it.
Wait a minute

THAT'S NO BAR!
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:32, archived)

jees that is sublte good one
good spotting
(BigBobbyh, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:33, archived)

The bottom of the table!
It appears to be a YT-1300 Corellian Transport!
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:34, archived)

so it
does...
( applehead wants another Roti Canai, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:35, archived)

Sake
hot or cold?
(Smudger Angel Heart, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:35, archived)

Warmed if you please
(Note, about 40C is optimum when serving)
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:37, archived)

Domo
arragato
(Smudger Angel Heart, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:42, archived)

Pedant
arigato

*bow*
( Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:47, archived)

Domo Arigato
Eee, oishii desu.
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:48, archived)

Hai.
ii desu yo
( Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:50, archived)

hmm,
a Stroomtrooper in a tea cup please
( Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:32, archived)

Stroom?
Out of it sorry
(Smudger Angel Heart, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:34, archived)

In that case...
a Screwdriver
( Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:42, archived)

Roasted peas, perhaps?

(RedHouse, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:32, archived)

Poasted Reas

( Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:35, archived)

Of course but
enjoy the drink
(Smudger Angel Heart, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:35, archived)

Bucket of
absinthe please, barkeep.
( Neth, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:32, archived)

Easy lad
that's yer fifth
(Smudger Angel Heart, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:36, archived)

An apple shandy for me please
and some smack
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:33, archived)

Coming up
have a side of clean works on the house.
(Smudger Angel Heart, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:37, archived)

That's no bar...!
Jack Daniels & ice, ta.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:33, archived)

Jeff Daniels
only. Sorry
(Smudger Angel Heart, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:38, archived)

As long as he's alcoholic,
that'll do for me.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:39, archived)

MORE BEER

(Ian Woosnam, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:33, archived)

hmm, drunk cats

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:35, archived)

How many times can you get away with reposting this,
before people start to complain?

'tis very nice, mind.

Scotch and dry if it's going.
( monster munch probably your elder, almost certainly your better, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:33, archived)

It's the
clientele it attracts. That is all.
(Smudger Angel Heart, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:38, archived)

Absinthe...
...and a petrol-powered chainsaw.
(Mr Joe Bangles, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:35, archived)

Have a
Harlem Slinger as well. On the house.
(Smudger Angel Heart, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:39, archived)

I'll have
a pint of knob juice, please. Shaken, not pissed.
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:37, archived)

Jut c-c-c-c-c-c
coming
(Smudger Angel Heart, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:40, archived)

that's no...
fuck it. I'll have a Guinness.
( frunt send offensive words: offensivewords at gmail, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:37, archived)

Pours, stands
draws shamrock.
(Smudger Angel Heart, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:41, archived)

I don't know why i clicked this

(Sticky Label, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 17:32, archived)